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Greatest de-brainers of all time!

GOGmix by Czudowny's avatarCzudowny 4votes

Arcanum: Of Steamworks and Magick Obs...

Czudowny's rating:
250

Czudowny says: No way, this position will be avoided! Advanced character creation, long-going plot, hundreds hours of playing time and hard to master interface will make you shriek and scream! You will never recover from meeting with this title!

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Arx Fatalis

Czudowny's rating:
250

Czudowny says: Narrow corridors, many tough to kill opponents, scarce of good equipment, few clues about plot, extremely hard final boss and feeling of old-school RPG (like Ultima Underworld) - don't even touch this or you can develop dementia!

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Betrayal at Krondor Pack

Czudowny's rating:
250

Czudowny says: C:\ cd C:\KRONDOR KRONDOR.EXE enter Loading... Old pixelized 8-bit graphic. Verifying data... Loading... PC Speaker sound library Recieving... One of the greatest retarding games in history!

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Baldur's Gate 2 Complete

Czudowny's rating:
250

Czudowny says: Just play. Just try it. Mental stasis - guaranteed!

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Gothic

Czudowny's rating:
250

Czudowny says: Lack of process of character creation, boring no-story, unpredictable end, also silly trick with barrier and transparent NPCs create this position. Got some redundant grey matter? Install and apply. Repeat.

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Gothic 2 Gold Edition

Czudowny's rating:
250

Czudowny says: The same like above. Even your dog will make better bluff than story in this "creation". Forget it or you will truly forget, who you are and get de-brained, after playing this monotonous, degraded and rejected piece of programming code!

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Might and Magic® 6-pack: Limited Edi...

Czudowny's rating:
250

Czudowny says: Boy, you must be really annoyed with your friends, life, wife/husband, job and house, even country, that you decided to play this! Launch and feel warmth of blessed stupidity!

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Stonekeep

Czudowny's rating:
250

Czudowny says: You want it? You got it! Old school of cRPGs! Graphics from the void of old days, the same solutions, like companions and STORY! Story on skill level of 5 years old child! Don't even come close or get mental level rapidly dropping down!

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Return to Krondor

Czudowny's rating:
250

Czudowny says: This game won't bring anything into your life, except de-braining. Go ahead, convince yourself.

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Treat your GOGmix as your child - name it! ;)

Coming up with a cool and descriptive title should be your first priority. Being original is in your best interest - bet you wanna get lots of nice votes, right? Go all crazy if you want, but be sure to keep it civil!

So, what are the ingredients?

Pick a game that belongs in your GOGmix from the list, or find it by typing something in the text field. Relevance is key here - Earthworm Jim doesn't quite fit the "Sexiest heroines of all time" bill now, does it?

Justify your choice... Or not!

OK, so it's not required, but now that you went through the trouble of adding a game, telling everyone why you did it would be a nice finishing touch. After you're done here, add another game, rinse, repeat.

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