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Games That Suck Ass

GOGmix by jlebel's avatarjlebel 3votes

Ultima™ 9: Ascension

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250

jlebel says: The armpit of the Ultima series. Ironically, this was the first Ultima game that I had played to the end. Could not finish because the game always crashed during the final battle. Definitely stay away from this.

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Deathtrap Dungeon

jlebel's rating:
250

jlebel says: When I was a kid I used to read all those Fighting Fantasy books so a video game by Steve Jackson had to worthwhile, right? Ugly graphics, lousy sound and very bad controls. Avoid this game.

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Redneck Rampage Collection

jlebel's rating:
250

jlebel says: I know I am in a minority on this one, but the game is childish. It is also too hard. I finish most shooters on some variation of hard mode, but even on easy mode I could not get anywhere. I hate it, others will disagree.

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Might and Magic® 9

jlebel's rating:
250

jlebel says: Might and Magic 6, 7 and 8 are terrific games with plenty of role-playing goodness to be had. They all had lagging technology and nobody cared because they were fun. This is not fun. The game engine in this installment is an embarrassment.

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Thunderscape

jlebel's rating:
250

jlebel says: More brown shades than the palette in Quake if you can imagine that. Maps that are way too tight - I dislike 3D games with corridors that are too narrow.

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Temple of Elemental Evil, The

jlebel's rating:
250

jlebel says: To be called a game the project should be complete, this is not a game. After playing Arcanum it seems hard to believe the same developers made this nonsense. If you like difficult combat - and I do not - apparently this game excels in that area.

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Journeyman Project 2: Buried in Time,...

jlebel's rating:
250

jlebel says: It was written for Windows 3.1 and it just looks and feels horrible.

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Treat your GOGmix as your child - name it! ;)

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Pick a game that belongs in your GOGmix from the list, or find it by typing something in the text field. Relevance is key here - Earthworm Jim doesn't quite fit the "Sexiest heroines of all time" bill now, does it?

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