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Posted March 11, 2013
Chaotic evil.

Postal 2 Complete, the legendary sandbox of sadistic stunts and mindless mayhem with no political correctness whatsoever, is available 60% of on GOG.com. That's only $3.99 for the next 24 hours!

Video games can play a vital role in shaping the future generations. This is a good thing! There are games that can convey many important values, like friendship, loyalty, selflessness, and honor. Games that can improve our cognitive skills and enhance our logical thinking. Games that can teach you a thing or two about things like economy and enterprise. Games that will make you more environmentally aware and more sensitive to social issues. Games that, in short, will make you a better person. This, however, is not one of those games. Not by a long shot.

Postal 2 Complete is all about mayhem. You're given an opportunity to blow off some steam in a sandbox environment of a comically depicted town. The game's imagery of violence is very graphic, but the over-the-top presentation leaves no doubt: this is only a game, and it does not even try to be realistic. Nonetheless, Postal 2 became the poster boy for video game violence and as such it made a place for itself in the gaming hall of eternal fame. The version we provide comes with the Share the Pain multiplayer extension and the Apocalypse Weekend campaign add-on, so you get to experience the game in all of its (in)glory.

Get the psycho-party started, get Postal 2 Complete on GOG.com, for only $3.99. The promo lasts until Tuesday, March 12, at 10:59AM GMT.
Posted March 11, 2013
This game has Gary Coleman. That right there proves that it's epic and beyond criticism.

I rest my case.
Posted March 12, 2013
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DeadlyRamon: This game has Gary Coleman. That right there proves that it's epic and beyond criticism.

I rest my case.
Well, that depends. Can you shoot and kill Gary Coleman in the game?
Posted March 12, 2013
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dirtyharry50: Can you shoot and kill Gary Coleman in the game?
Yes. And more than just shoot him. You can light him on fire, piss on him, make him vomit, beat him with a shovel, blow him to pieces and probably a few more things that I forget.
Oh, I also think you can just leave him alone, not really sure though.
Posted March 12, 2013
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dirtyharry50: Can you shoot and kill Gary Coleman in the game?
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JMich: Yes. And more than just shoot him. You can light him on fire, piss on him, make him vomit, beat him with a shovel, blow him to pieces and probably a few more things that I forget.
Oh, I also think you can just leave him alone, not really sure though.
Well that does sound like an epic appearance for Gary Coleman then. lol
Posted March 12, 2013
The only thing you can't do to Gary Coleman in Postal 2 is ask him to say, "What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" That was too extreme for even Running With Scissors to consider.
Posted March 12, 2013
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DeadlyRamon: The only thing you can't do to Gary Coleman in Postal 2 is ask him to say, "What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" That was too extreme for even Running With Scissors to consider.
XD
Posted March 12, 2013
I stand by my apology to Selderij and I sincerely really feel bad about being hypocritical to him but I would like to jump in really quick and say that after playing a quick round of the full game (not the demo) I think the mechanics are great. I still haven't figure out how to better utilize severed heads and will I have to keep pissing every 2 minutes? The demo didn't have any of that.
Posted March 12, 2013
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tinyE: I stand by my apology to Selderij and I sincerely really feel bad about being hypocritical to him but I would like to jump in really quick and say that after playing a quick round of the full game (not the demo) I think the mechanics are great. I still haven't figure out how to better utilize severed heads and will I have to keep pissing every 2 minutes? The demo didn't have any of that.
Pissing on people makes them vomit(or attack, in some cases) also, it's useful for putting out some smaller fires, and to put yourself out if you catch on fire.
Posted March 12, 2013
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tinyE: I stand by my apology to Selderij and I sincerely really feel bad about being hypocritical to him but I would like to jump in really quick and say that after playing a quick round of the full game (not the demo) I think the mechanics are great. I still haven't figure out how to better utilize severed heads and will I have to keep pissing every 2 minutes? The demo didn't have any of that.
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Licurg: Pissing on people makes them vomit(or attack, in some cases) also, it's useful for putting out some smaller fires, and to put yourself out if you catch on fire.
Well my guy kept complaining he didn't feel well and started losing health. It continued to drop untill I let fly at which point he said he was all better now and the health stayed where it was.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY TYPING THIS! How great is this existence of ours that we get to log on and have conversations like this!? :D At this moment I truly feel that I love everyone and everything, and no, I haven't been smoking or drinking anything.
Post edited March 12, 2013 by tinyE
Posted March 12, 2013
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Licurg: Pissing on people makes them vomit(or attack, in some cases) also, it's useful for putting out some smaller fires, and to put yourself out if you catch on fire.
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tinyE: Well my guy kept complaining he didn't feel well and started losing health. It continued to drop untill I let fly at which point he said he was all better now and the health stayed where it was.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY TYPING THIS! How great is this existence of ours that we get to log on and have conversations like this!? :D At this moment I truly feel that I love everyone and everything, and no, I haven't been smoking or drinking anything.
Did you smoke a health pipe(in the game I mean) ? Because that gives you over-the-maximum health for a while, but then you start losing some of it .
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Posted March 12, 2013
Have you tried to cut of the head of someone who is vomiting? One of my favourite things to do
Posted March 12, 2013
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mrking58: Have you tried to cut of the head of someone who is vomiting? One of my favourite things to do
This^
Posted March 12, 2013
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tinyE: Well my guy kept complaining he didn't feel well and started losing health. It continued to drop untill I let fly at which point he said he was all better now and the health stayed where it was.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY TYPING THIS! How great is this existence of ours that we get to log on and have conversations like this!? :D At this moment I truly feel that I love everyone and everything, and no, I haven't been smoking or drinking anything.
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Licurg: Did you smoke a health pipe(in the game I mean) ? Because that gives you over-the-maximum health for a while, but then you start losing some of it .
THAT must have been it. I guess I could read the manual but this is more fun; if these post are annoying let me know and I'll take it to the Postal forum.

And no I haven't figured out how to cut heads off. I really need to examine this more on a easier diff setting because where I'm at now I need to blast before getting blasted with no time to fool around.

Nothing in the manual about cutting off heads. :(
Post edited March 12, 2013 by tinyE
Posted March 12, 2013
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Licurg: Did you smoke a health pipe(in the game I mean) ? Because that gives you over-the-maximum health for a while, but then you start losing some of it .
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tinyE: THAT must have been it. I guess I could read the manual but this is more fun; if these post are annoying let me know and I'll take it to the Postal forum.

And no I haven't figured out how to cut heads off. I really need to examine this more on a easier diff setting because where I'm at now I need to blast before getting blasted with no time to fool around.

Nothing in the manual about cutting off heads. :(
In the base game you use the shovel. In the expansion you get a machete and a scythe that makes things a lot easier.
Posted March 12, 2013
You two are too kind and thank you. One more thing and then I promise I'll stop. It mentions you can use treats to appease dogs, does that mean you can actually use them to attack other people for you? I don't mind blasting people but I have real issues with shooting animals even if they are attacking me.
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