Once you have gotten tired of ZOMG ACTIVISION ON GOG HOW COULD THIS BE, here is something to wash it all down, like how you use a light drink after you're taking dozens of shots of whatever.
I bring you... a horse and goat on a seesaw!

The 'rather less than incredible' machine...

I drew you a picture of a giraffe fucking an elephant.
Notice how his mustache looks just like mine.
http://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/en_easyart/lg/2/0/Elephant-and-giraffe-standing-back-to-back-Walter-Sittig-200442.jpg

The similarity is uncanny!

And finally here's a picture of pie!

You trickster!
I was hoping for 3.1415925...

Your argument is invalid.

Don't Activision and specially Bobby have enough money already? *facepalm*

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

Then have mind-numbingly gratuitous orgies with them.

I thought it was a trick question. All real men grumble themselves to sleep with that phrase after all.

Truly a certified fan. High five!

I suppose you guys have heard that Ronan Dex (Jason Momoa) from Stargate Atlantis has been cast as the new Conan?

Hehe, yeah, I heard that :D Sound cool, now they might finally start to get things rolling with the new Conan movie! Here's hoping that they stick less to the previous movies and more to the comics :) *Crosses fingers!*