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Posted May 29, 2019
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StarChan: The way I see it, you need two independent entities of comparable mass and shape to call it sex, within a wide range of human exceptions so that the very-tall-woman-and-miniscule-dude setups do not get discriminated agaist. But at least, defining masturbation as sex sort of derails the whole thing here :p

By the way, did you know that it was National Masturbation Day on NRK radio, the Norwegian state broadcasting's radio division, yesterday? They had somebody masturbating on air.

No, I didn't follow the broadcast. I spent my day playing Wolfenstein 3D.
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Cadaver747: And what do you assume by "entity"? Sex robot is lifeless, soulless thing. I don't know about future of AI and artifical person, but today it's just dolls. OK, what if I change the "sex robot" to "sex doll" (e.g. silicon woman). Would it be count as sex?

As for the National Masturbation Day, I see that In Norway everything is possible ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaEnaoydiUo

Somehow I think that you've played Wolfenstein 3D while listening to the radio ;)

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StarChan: Only if it consents. ;)
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Cadaver747: You see, the robot or doll can't say "no" or even "yes" to a proposition of me having good time with them.
OK how about another important condition: The other entity (used in the broadest possible sense) must be able to express a willingness to have sex with you through a complex sequence of actions such as sitting closer, verbal circumlocution of intention (beating about the bush), giving you the eye (which is itself a complex subset) etc. No doll can do such things until dolls become robots and can mimic all the above. Now will you choose?
Posted May 29, 2019
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moobot83: can i ha ve sex with the pizza :)
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StarChan: Only if it consents. ;)
You're on your A-game today. XD
Posted May 29, 2019
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StarChan: f you had to abstain from either sex or pizza for the rest of your life, which would it be?
That's easy: sex.

Reasoning: a pizza can be a replacement for sex - but sex can never replace a pizza.
Posted May 29, 2019
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StarChan: OK how about another important condition: The other entity (used in the broadest possible sense) must be able to express a willingness to have sex with you through a complex sequence of actions such as sitting closer, verbal circumlocution of intention (beating about the bush), giving you the eye (which is itself a complex subset) etc. No doll can do such things until dolls become robots and can mimic all the above. Now will you choose?
Ok, you got me. I'm all in for the sex with myself, sex doll/robot or subjectively (forum did this to me) attractive female upon her clear consent and or willingness to proceed to action. Pizza can rot in hell. I can bake nice pie with lots of cheese and other delicious stuff. Can I?

P.S. The link was broken, I fixed it. If you haven't seen this before hope you like it. I did.
Post edited May 29, 2019 by Cadaver747
Posted May 29, 2019
low rated
Considering I don't even have a horse in the race I think it's time to leave and go troll somewhere else.
Posted May 29, 2019
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StarChan: OK how about another important condition: The other entity (used in the broadest possible sense) must be able to express a willingness to have sex with you through a complex sequence of actions such as sitting closer, verbal circumlocution of intention (beating about the bush), giving you the eye (which is itself a complex subset) etc. No doll can do such things until dolls become robots and can mimic all the above. Now will you choose?
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Cadaver747: Ok, you got me. I'm all in for the sex with myself, sex doll/robot or subjectively (forum did this to me) attractive female upon her clear consent and or willingness to proceed to action. Pizza can rot in hell. I can bake nice pie with lots of cheese and other delicious stuff. Can I?

P.S. The link was broken, I fixed it. If you haven't seen this before hope you like it. I did.
I'll try again.

As for the pizza rotting in hell, I think we have a candidate.
Posted May 29, 2019
What kind of pizza?
What kind of sex?
Would masturbation be off-limits as well?

Either way, I don't see why I couldn't live without pizza. There are enough fast-food alternatives to it, like burgers, tacos, kebab, whatever.

Now, if you said I couldn't eat any chocolate ever again, that would be trickier.
Posted May 29, 2019
This sounds like a pretty devious trick question, probably a favorite among genies. I can think of so many ways this could turn out badly for someone, no matter what they choose. And I'm not just talking about anchovies. ;P
Posted May 29, 2019
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timppu: What kind of pizza?
What kind of sex?
Would masturbation be off-limits as well?

Either way, I don't see why I couldn't live without pizza. There are enough fast-food alternatives to it, like burgers, tacos, kebab, whatever.

Now, if you said I couldn't eat any chocolate ever again, that would be trickier.
Any kind of pizza apparently. However no confirmation from OP regarding calzone.
Any kind of sex with partner.

Condition 1: masturbation stays for both options, it's not considered as "sex"
Condition 2: sex with doll is forbidden because it have no personality and can not agree with your sex advances, so you can't have pizza and have a cute silicon doll at the same time; but you can throw the pizza out of your life and invite a girl to have some fun along with a sex doll, all the same time if you like.

What would be trickier for me is to choose between sex and sugar (incl. fructose, glucose, artificial or natural).
Post edited May 29, 2019 by Cadaver747
Posted May 29, 2019
I've watched all the Wishmasters, I know how this works.

If I choose pizza, I won't get anything but pineapple & anchovies for the rest of my life.

If I choose sex, I better not look behind me, in much the same way you don't look down when you're really high up.

Your tricks won't work on me - I choose the bullet.
Posted May 29, 2019
@Cadaver: I wasn't able to reply, so I write here. Your link:

Ylvis dubstep video

This is immortal! And to think you saw this before I even knew it existed.
Post edited May 29, 2019 by StarChan
Posted May 29, 2019
I'd give up pizza, no second thoughts, no regrets.
Posted May 29, 2019
I've been around the block enough times now that sex is just "meh". Nothing new or exciting.

Pizza on the other hand. Awwww, yeah baby! Give me a slice of heaven!

Maybe they're right, and something is wrong with me.
Posted May 29, 2019
Why can't we have both?
Posted May 29, 2019
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StarChan: It's just a simple question, but like most simple questions, it has a wide area of effect: If you had to abstain from either sex or pizza for the rest of your life, which would it be?

I know the question is quite silly, because who would want to be without pizza for the rest of their lives. Just remember that if you answer pizza, it means that you choose to abstain from pizza. Etc.

Pizza bragging thread if you want to show off your pizza.
Probably sex as I haven't partaken in it and likely never will(mental issues with forming relationships/general nervousness around the opposite sex/various OCDs/etc). :|

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GothikOrk: ...or broken up for pizza.
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tinyE: Evidently you've never grabbed the last slice without permission. :P
Did BUZZ eat all the cheese pizza again? Buzz sucks.

*drop mic*

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StarChan: Only if it consents. ;)
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Cadaver747: You see, the robot or doll can't say "no" or even "yes" to a proposition of me having good time with them.
I dunno....this one seems like it;'d be more than happy to consent. ;D
Post edited May 29, 2019 by GameRager
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