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Shrouded in the mist of scandal, they were unavailable for some time. Now Lula: The Sexy Empire and Biing!: Sex, Intrigue and Scalpels are back on modern computers to tease us even more.

Lula: The Sexy Empire (-10%) is a mix of softcore gameplay and hardcore strategy. Along with sexy friend Lula, you must make your way from the shabby hotels to the top of the adult film industry.

Biing!: Sex, Intrigue and Scalpels (-20%) is… well, the title sums it up, actually. As an unorthodox hospital manager, you must ensure that all your patients' needs are fulfilled.

Have fun while playing with those titles in defiance of the traditional Valentine's Day celebrations. And remember, just like love - they are DRM-free.

Discounts on both Lula: The Sexy Empire and Biing!: Sex, Intrigue and Scalpels last until 21st February 2020, 2 PM UTC.
Neither one of these strikes my fancy. Neither around their original release nor now. *shrug* Then again, not eveyrthing needs to be for my tastes. Others can enjoy them then. ;)

Saves me money and allows me to tackle some of my backlog. I'm such a heretic.
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Mr.Mumbles: Neither one of these strikes my fancy. Neither around their original release nor now. *shrug* Then again, not eveyrthing needs to be for my tastes. Others can enjoy them then. ;)
They're basically time capsules allowing you to revisit a more civilised age. An age where games could be sexist in an obviously and unmistakingly satirical context and the vast majority of, if not ALL gamers were capable of understanding said concepts of satire and context.
Post edited February 15, 2020 by Swedrami
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I just noticed Mr. Biing-Fansite/Devilmarkus' review (rating Biing and thus himself 5 out of 5 no less) and most importantly this part:
If you have any questions about the game, feel free to contact me.

I am planning also the disk release, but I am having trouble with the password protection here.
The CD version had a patched exe on an extra disk, which I used for this release here. (v 1.44)
I could create a version with all graphics from the first disk game, but with gameplay for the CD version.
So it's basically just a matter of a little bit more waiting.
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I hope these releases mean we'll see Lust for Darkness, Lust from Beyond, Subverse, Agony Unrated, and Succubus come here, as well as other adult games in general.
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Yigdboz: I just noticed Mr. Biing-Fansite/Devilmarkus' review (rating Biing and thus himself 5 out of 5 no less) and most importantly this part:

If you have any questions about the game, feel free to contact me.

I am planning also the disk release, but I am having trouble with the password protection here.
The CD version had a patched exe on an extra disk, which I used for this release here. (v 1.44)
I could create a version with all graphics from the first disk game, but with gameplay for the CD version.
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Yigdboz: So it's basically just a matter of a little bit more waiting.
Yeah I just now saw this too. I hope you get "+" a lot on this post so it stands out.
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Yigdboz: I just noticed Mr. Biing-Fansite/Devilmarkus' review (rating Biing and thus himself 5 out of 5 no less) and most importantly this part:

If you have any questions about the game, feel free to contact me.

I am planning also the disk release, but I am having trouble with the password protection here.
The CD version had a patched exe on an extra disk, which I used for this release here. (v 1.44)
I could create a version with all graphics from the first disk game, but with gameplay for the CD version.
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Yigdboz: So it's basically just a matter of a little bit more waiting.
Yes Biing is better then these ANIME visual novels
Dear GOG, we need more adult content <3
Post edited February 16, 2020 by K1ll3r_Punch
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fr33kSh0w2012: Yes Biing is better then these ANIME visual novels
Has anyone create a translation patch for the sequel?
Lula's reviews from 2018 and before issue a large number of complaints about how the game runs. I'm guessing that was the year it was pulled? Has anything been fixed with it now re-added to address what was wrong with the port?
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pferreira1983: Has anyone create a translation patch for the sequel?
Not yet.
I saw one or two people offer to do an official translation over on the Biing fansite forums, but I don't know if they've been taken on that offer in the meantime.

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cannard: Lula's reviews from 2018 and before issue a large number of complaints about how the game runs. I'm guessing that was the year it was pulled? Has anything been fixed with it now re-added to address what was wrong with the port?
It was delisted last year in May 2019.
And as far as I can tell it's the same build from before the delisting. Meaning it's still entirely possible to run perfectly on one person's setup while another person's nearly identical configuration might not run it at all.

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Yigdboz: I just noticed Mr. Biing-Fansite/Devilmarkus' review (rating Biing and thus himself 5 out of 5 no less) and most importantly this part:

If you have any questions about the game, feel free to contact me.

I am planning also the disk release, but I am having trouble with the password protection here.
The CD version had a patched exe on an extra disk, which I used for this release here. (v 1.44)
I could create a version with all graphics from the first disk game, but with gameplay for the CD version.
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Yigdboz: So it's basically just a matter of a little bit more waiting.
Good Guy Devilmarkus.
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fr33kSh0w2012: Yes Biing is better then these ANIME visual novels
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pferreira1983: Has anyone create a translation patch for the sequel?
No, I don't think anyone has.
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M3troid: DRM-Free Porn! XD
Not as much as at Steam. Why so small amount of Adult Games at GOG store? I really don't understand such situation. Even IndieGala store has section that contains XXX Games, Books (Manga) and maybe something else... Maybe someone knows about this more, please tell me about GOG position of Adult games ¯\(°_o)/¯.
Post edited February 18, 2020 by LifeLover
Anyone that happens to have a copy of the U.S. floppy disk release of Biing! or/and (as a bonus) the English version of the manual in their possession - please get in contact with the user Devilmarkus.

Thank you.
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LifeLover: Not as much as at Steam. Why so small amount of Adult Games at GOG store? I really don't understand such situation. Even IndieGala store has section that contains XXX Games, Books (Manga) and maybe something else... Maybe someone knows about this more, please tell me about GOG position of Adult games ¯\(°_o)/¯.
GOG(from what i've seen) doesn't like being associated too much with such things, it seems.....heck, back during the early days of the forums they asked people to not use swears or adult terms in their thread titles as they didn't want such turning up in their google/etc search results.
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Swedrami: Not yet.
I saw one or two people offer to do an official translation over on the Biing fansite forums, but I don't know if they've been taken on that offer in the meantime.
That's a shame. Maybe one day.