I think he just slipped a little on his keyboard from "s" to "d".

Are you a virgin and/or just lonely?

I can't help you with that... If neither...or either way... well, you might consider helping yourself out :p

EDIT: Congratz!

I'd like to be the King of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

Is this...really Antimateria? This doesn't seem like anything he'd normally post...

Why is it never a mat hat, or a dull jewel, or a chipped crown... I guess we'll never find out the truth behind the perversity over shiny things. Strange things indeed. O_o

He would then either be a "brake" to write staccato like that, or he's been gograped... and now he's embarrassed :p

That's it sir! No more liquor for you...

Probably humans are related to magpies in some way.

Been playing too many games... I thought he was lamenting not putting his stat points into Dexterity this age/level. Like most 34 year olds I would assume he's maxing out either his STR or INT (and they have better multipliers in your 30s compared to DEX).

Just in case I was correct after all, once you hit the late 40s / early 50s start pumping up your Wisdom to play to your new class' strengths. Unless you're planning to fight Death...

Well it was me, We all have trouble accepting being. old. =)

*looks at the clock* Well.. at least there is less than 5 hours to make myself being young again in some sort of work..

Put the magazines down, Antimateria.

Only if I can borrow yours?

Those only have puzzles in them. Your pencil will break within 5 minutes.

Well.. i'm trying to collect 50 pencils in new vegas.. =D

Believe me.. it's propably not enough.. *licks the pen or 50*

Edit: or I'll ask some girl lick it and I'll look at it like a pervert.