Look at Hint #1 if Hint #3 doesn't make any sense. :)
They Both make no sense! are you an Army Colonel or something? I never had anything this complex when I was at High school! I see one verse and then all of this weird shit that looks like what happens when I fall asleep on my Keyboard!
I am not an Army Colonel. :D I was only given the title, the Kentucky Colonel. :D
I think you should check out what Dr. Google has to say of the matter. :D