Hi veryone
I', veru very drunk rogjt now and i'm for some stupid reason thinking that it is a goo diea to hst a giveaway. But for the record you need to quopte a certain stenance in thist pos tto get a very random game of not y9ur chosing from my öist of gmaes to get the gae and i'll tell you which one to get teh game. I'll tell you which one when then get there in this post

But anyway. I'm so drunk that i can see taht the above part is flooded with redl lines thjat means taht I'm not spelling things right, byt you know, I ca't read things straighjt righjt now, I can't tell what exactlt I spelled wrong, I just see red lines everyhere. x

So i ae a very good night today/night (m,ore likle night than day) ana fpr sp,e stiuåd reaspm O tjomg ot os a gppd idea to host a giveawayu. Note though that I've already written down what game I'm going to give away through ctrl+c-> ctrl+v, so you will get what I right now thing it is a good idea o gíve a waya. The game I'm giving away is not all that good to give away though, becaue of certain reasoins

I want you to put this withing those marks that I can't tell because I don't want peoppe to find through ctrl+f. Anyway, as you can tell, this was a very good evening form me, andf I'm less than sober. I not only managed to get hammered to the point of I din't lmpw. But I also manage to get teh girl who wanted me to not want me anymore, whichj is a great relief. I did wehatr my sober self could not do and argued against her beliefs and now she hates me, but it is bette rthan forcing her to live in a "loves but don't dare to say so" state. And to ge frank, aI can't live with a non-science lover. It is just the lack of rationality that is the bad åart. I need proof of things workging, and if the persons I live wirth can't accept that, I would go nuts. And the bad part is that I seem to be quite good at attracting girls who are very not sciency, because the last 3 girls this year have been not very scientific in their ways, blieving thing in things that do't quiote work, but just vecause peoople have told them so. And it drives me nuts. I don't understand pweople who don't undesrstand or accept (eithjer or, really) scientific evidence, but just accept something that someone online tells them. And I do't know why I, as a scientist, just attracts those unscientific girls all the time, but scare away the girls who are able to accept scientific evidence. You also need to quite this aprt to get the game. I'm only hostuing this giveaway bedcause I'm drunka dn frustrated.

So could anyone give my siober self some tips on how to avouid these semi-secist nutters and just get to know the scienstificlally accurate people so tat ai don't yhave to deal with this on a nearly bi-monthly basis. Because saying I'm taken as a weay out does not seem to work, and a lot does not show their true beliefs until iget to know them, and after that they ahte me and say bad things about me behidn my back. And this is the thrid thing you need to quiote. And I hope my sober self reads this so that I know qho quites the right things, because I'm just writing this as I go along and not wiritng dow what neeeds to be quioteed. My very very drunk self things that tis is entertaining though, and laughs right now. My sober self won't laugh. Thing of this as a bit of self trolling. It is stupid, but my drunk self likes to troll my sboer self, even though my drunk self knows that my sober self will rationalize awqay this.

And do you know how frustrating it is to be a scientificalöly oriented persn in general, if you are from a family that hates anything more intelecutal that yesterday's football game? I basically don't have any family more because they hate me because I perse a career in science (chemistry to be more exact). It is always eating away at the back of my mind, the fact that they, my family, hates me for being more knowledgable than them, about everything (ever the centuries that they have experienced and I have not, because they will refuse to learn anything, because "intellecutal is bad!").
And I guess that is another reason why I drink, to get my mind to work on something else. Which also is the reason why I spend so much time with video games, because I want to keep my mind occupied, so taht I don't have to think abut my family which despise me fro being smarter and more knowledgable than them. And even my very very drunk self knows how sad that is. But it is true. I need to keep my mind occupied because it is constatly understimulated, and because when I don't stiumlated, I feel bad because those people in my family hates me because I and smarter and I know more than them

And I'm sorry about this turning into a rant, and about missflaging this as a giveaway. But I will give away a game,. even if my sober self hates it. And I've even marked it as a problem or somethig (can't quite read,as I'm seeing triple right now)´, but the thing that automaticallu puts it as a favourited topic,O ist meeded t9o venmt some frustration. And she (the clock, she we in Sweden, and I guess also in most english speaking countries refer as a shem, the clock</time that is refers as a she for some reason,a dn not an "it", which would make more sense)

So good night folks and this is the 4th thing that you need to quote. Very sneaking of me to get to read this reant, right? Anyway even if the time is still withing managagle levels, I'm goig to say goood night right now. So good night and sleep well, if this isb bed time for you. It sure is for me, becauses I'm, almost falling alseep right now, whicvh just adds to thuis travestyb of spelling. misytakes that I can see, because google crhrome adds red liens under misspelled (common) words. .

This is already so full of win

Hey Afnord, When you sober up and read this, you should really consider doing your Let's Plays when you're like this

To the sober guy:
How's your head feeling? :-)

"So good night folks"?

I have no clue whatsoever how the giveaway's supposed to work, but deciphering your post was so fucking worth it. Oh and thanks for wishing me good night, I'm just going to bed now :-P

Yes, I know how annoying that can be I'm quite scientific to be honest I'm also good at pissing people off I don't seek to do that deliberately however it just happens I have asperger's syndrome that means I'm a little professor well all I can say is at least you're getting more female attention then I am at the moment which is completely zero

IF you don't mind me asking what type of science do you do as a scientist?

This is too confusing :/ I'll pass, but thanks anyway.

Dude, spelling. Spelling!
I'm a frequent PUI (Posting Under the Influence) person. Such as right now. But spelling, dude, spelling.

Anyway. As for the girl. Be yourself. I'm not saying that you should be your nerdy or whatever self you are - we're all nerds here. But most of us are also cool, interesting people. So drop the nerd thing and be the cool person you are and you will get the girl.
And the key thing is - when you meet people don't talk about what you do. No-one gives a flying fuck about you being a super clever chemist. Very few people care about chemistry. Don't talk about it.

Okay ... you want us to:

(1) name the game that you are giving away, but put the name in spoiler tags (which this forum unfortunately doesn't have).
(2) quote a part from the fourth paragraph of your post
(3) give you dating advice
(4) say "So good night folks"

This means that it's impossible to get the game due to the lack of spoiler tags, but even without participating, I can take a shot at point (3):

Chances are that you're either:
- looking for scientifically minded girls in environments where they are underrepresented
- sending out the wrong signals, so that the girls you're interested in don't notice this, while the girls you're not interested in think you might be
- select the girls you're dating after criteria that make it unlikely for them to be scientifically minded
- have a streak of bad luck. "Dating" three girls in a row who turn out to be a bad fit is not unusual especially when your criteria are excluding the majority of the population from the get-go
- are too passive and don't pursue your chances of getting a partner that would fit

Also, let me say that you seem to be a pretty fun guy, even when drunk. :)

Upon the second line, my eyes and head started to hurt... (>_<)
I pass, whatever it is :P

Thanks anyway.

i'm drunk, and can't read this wall of txt....

but, you're giving what? whisky?
if is that, i'm in. please. with 2 cubes of ice... thanks!

pretty much that... the rest is too much trouble... ;p



seriously GOG, why double post? or i'm very drunk and seeing double?

I think the whole 'intelligence is bad' thing comes from people who are not particularly bright themselves, and the method that they use to make them feel superior despite the average to below-average IQ (which is to say... the majority of the population) is to make fun of those who are smarter and that their own way of life is more fun and therefore 'better'.

As for the girls, it's easy for them to act dumb especially after a few drinks. Well I guess that applies to a lot of men too. The thing is if they're out at a bar getting drunk, they probably aren't in the mood for any intellectual discussions - it's more about fun at that point. In another context you might find those same girls to be pretty intelligent.

I think I'll pass (my head hurts), but thanks for the giveaway!

... if it's a giveaway, after all... :D

Please forgive me. I am aware of the irony of picking you up on such a minor point when the OP has just dispensed paragraphs of pure gibberish. But it's a mathematical impossibility for the majority of the population to be average or below average.

It's like the studies done asking individuals how smart they think they are compared to the rest of the population, with most people saying they have an above average IQ. Similarly, this simply cannot be.