Then I reach the list of cast members:
and cameos by:
Its like an action movie orgasm! How the hell did they get all those egos into one film? The only person missing is Jean Claude Van Damme (and for all I know, he also has a cameo). I'm sure the movie itself will suck giant donkey balls, but to see all that in one film, no matter how bad, might just be worth the price of admission.