id forgotten about this topic, but I haven't been drunk in nearly 24 hours so i shouldn't be here

/me leaves quietly

Alright, it's Irish Whiskey tonight! Red Breast, fuck yeah!

Dinner was so fucking spicy I can't even feel the whiskey fire in my belly (and will shit liquid fire tomorrow no doubt). It feels great!

SHIT NO CAPS UNTIL NOW, I NEED MROE!
And don't come back until you're sauced!
Get online and drunk ya cunt! We need to talk like real men!

Not there yet, working on it.

I just poured a glass of bourbon and realized I still had most of my glass of whiskey left... bonus!

i would have come back but i crashed out on the couch after a bottle of Havana Club 7 Rum

Drunk like a skunk listening through punk and out of funk.


Ye arth of ordah!!

for some reason I expected to find you here. It's a bit like when a drunk guy walks back into his house, smashes a vase, knocks over a plant, and there's a trail of soil leading to the bedroom where he's passed out...

Not there yet. Working on it.

UN Security counsel resolution 1090586/07 prohibits me to have any living organism inside my house due to the fear of accidental intercourse. This does include plants of various sizes since the Florentia disaster of '08.

Hence, I don't knock over plants.
DEATH OR GLORY!!

Man, why am I the only one posting here?

You all need to drink more.

And I have realized tonight that my life is pretty much awesome. At least by sane people standards. But considering that I still don't have access to strategy nuclear "deterrents", I personally think there is room for improvement.

Why? I am drinking right now, trust me brother, drinking is one of my greatest causes:)

You are always drinking. Heck, you actually might be drinking more than I am!

Honestly, I if I had to stop either drinking or sex, I wouldn't stop either. Because I'm a free man and fuck you, that's why!

I'm not even sure why you would pose such an awful question... but the answer is to give up food and hope there's enough nutrients in beer to keep me alive;)

But yeah, I'll probably just eat a fatty omelet instead, then drink, then... well you know...

Worked for me during my college time. :-). And I also had perfect (not good, _perfect_) liver values.

But now I have to go to bed, actually, the missus will be here in a few minutes, but then I have to get some sleep. Stupid work tomorrow. And those students aren't gonna expel them themselves... (actually, they do. Idiots.)

Ah, the joys of being the only advocate not on vacation.

Ah, do I win the drunk thread tonight? I think I do!

Incoming scotch roar:



RRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRR!