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eksasol: I fucking hate relatives who tells me how I should live my life, and those cunts are staying until end of the year.
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viperfdl: There is this nice joke about that topic:
"Every time when someone married in the family, my grandmas and aunts poked me, grinned and said: "You're next!" After I started doing the same at funerals they stopped..."
Splendid. That made me chuckle.
Post edited December 08, 2016 by vidsgame
I was actually upset with watching Sausage Party... I know it was adult humor, but it was a lot over the top lol. A few chuckles here and there, but I was let down last night, all hype and no substance.
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Starmaker: .
I wish to become your friend, Starlette.

You're the fluffiest.
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sreamer17ydr: I was actually upset with watching Sausage Party... I know it was adult humor, but it was a lot over the top lol. A few chuckles here and there, but I was let down last night, all hype and no substance.
SO it was pretty much like every super her movie made in the past 20 years. :P

Okay Deadpool delivered but that's the exception.
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tinyE: SO it was pretty much like every super her movie made
I haven't seen that, is it some sort of post-op transsexual porn movie?
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Kleetus: I haven't seen that, is it some sort of post-op transsexual porn movie?
It's a super trans hero.
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catpower1980: Geez, only 3 months of unemployment and the control office already sent me to apply to a job I could never get since it starts at 5:30AM in a remote city and there is no train at this time yet. But as they don't bother with logic, I was forced to apply so I wasted 4 hours of commuting just for an useless 5 minute job interview.
Condolences...

In Germany this would have happened after two weeks if you're unlucky. And they could force you to take that job or else suffer cuts on your subsidy... 1/3rd for every incident...
Caring for a disabled loved one can get difficult at times, especially when they get verbally abusive. Not sure what set Mom off, but she really threw a tantrum tonight. I know it's nothing personal, and she doesn't mean the insults and other hurtful things she says. But, it's getting more and more difficult. I don't want to put her in a nursing home.
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eksasol: It's a super trans hero.
SuperTrans, faster than a wriggly spermatozoon, more powerful than an erect penis, able to inseminate ovas in a single ejaculate.

Look, up at his crotch; it's a penis, it's a vagina, no it's SuperTrans!

Yes, it's SuperTrans, strange hermaphrodite from another planet who came to Earth with genitals far beyond those of mortal men.

SuperTrans, who can change the course of surgery, bend steel dildos with his bum cheeks and who, disguised as a mild-mannered GoG forum member, fights a never-ending battle for hormones and the trans way.
Post edited December 09, 2016 by Kleetus
I don't get how people can handle life - and living in this world especially.
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DubConqueror: I don't get how people can handle life - and living in this world especially.
We've talked about this in chat before, and it's a cop out, but right now I utilize a combination of distraction and just trying not to think about it.

It doesn't work all that well, but it works just well enough to keep me from succumbing to the alternative, at least for now. I make no claim I'll be able to maintain this balance from one minute to the next.
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viperfdl: There is this nice joke about that topic:
"Every time when someone married in the family, my grandmas and aunts poked me, grinned and said: "You're next!" After I started doing the same at funerals they stopped..."
Oh my god! That felt so good to read. I almost wish I had annoying relatives like that just to be able to do that.
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DubConqueror: I don't get how people can handle life - and living in this world especially.
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tinyE: We've talked about this in chat before, and it's a cop out, but right now I utilize a combination of distraction and just trying not to think about it.

It doesn't work all that well, but it works just well enough to keep me from succumbing to the alternative, at least for now. I make no claim I'll be able to maintain this balance from one minute to the next.
Thanks for your reply. What helped me to feel better today is go to work, not to work put to talk with the professional working with us, who gave, besides a listening ear, the practical advice not to read any reports that were send after my weekend had already started, for a meeting that's Monday 13:00 right when my working week starts. Better be there with a blank slate than get upset and overfed from reading too much before I had even time to start the week slowly.

Now it's time to ask to have the Syria-thread locked down. I haven't checked it yet, but I guess it will have devolved into a recipe for disaster instead of helping me save the world like the Messiah I want to be when I'm mentally unstable.
Our 'new' PM has presented the 'new' Ministers. I want to throw up.
Grrrrr. This... This. This!

A girl exactly the age of my ex, with the very same name and even worse, similar face to that of hers somehow, went and died with her boyfriend after drunk driving in his car, in an island, near my place.

Why exactly is that that no death or suffering can ever fall on the people that should receive those, striking instead always the undeserving? For faq's sake, why did that poor girl had to pass away together with her boyfriend, while the devil in girlish form, with same name and similar face even, who ruined my life and made me rip out my own heart, keeps faqing stupid trash-boys senseless and laughs on at life itself?

What a waste and an irony of the fates, as well... I can't harvest any satisfaction or enjoy any compensation out of all this; on the contrary, i even feel guilty for the wishes i expressed before, kind of tormented, as if i am somehow partly to blame for that, like my wishes "misfired" or something. Whatever the case, destiny keeps trolling me hard. Why is it that vermin flourish and worthy people leave so soon...? Curses
Post edited December 13, 2016 by KiNgBrAdLeY7