Scientists have achieved powerful technologies. They use these technologies secretly and control people by satellite waves.
Scientists can control people by satellite waves. People can not detect these waves and the waves stay hidden.
These waves can influence all of your body and your brain and can push all of your body's particles and your brain's particles in very small size.
This technology is very powerful because it works in very small size.
Scientists have investigated and analysed human's brain structure. If scientists know that how human's brain works and they can push your brain's particles in very small size by satellite waves, they are able to control people's brain.
Read these four paragraphs with accuracy:
1- All of your emotions and thoughts are created in your brain. For example, A part of your brain gets a specific shape and you feel love or happiness.
2- When you are thinking, your brain constantly gets different shapes.
3- Scientists can push your brain's particles in very small size by satellite waves.
4- So, Scientists can models the shape of your brain and control your emotions and thoughts.
However, You have control on your brain about 50-60%. Scientists can control 40-50% of your brain. It means you are combination of human and robot. For example, They can send you a script and you feel that you are jealous of your friend.
There are so many scripts that they can send:
Be nervous. Be angry. Hate your friend. Your sexual desire increases . You feel love to someone. You desire something. Like alcohol, cigarette or drugs. You think about suicide. You scare very much. You shy very much. You have so much courage. You are not afraid of doing forbidden works.
Scientists can see what is in your mind. It means they can see your thoughts and Imaginations.
I know that you can't believe this easily. like me. I couldn't believe it easily. Because it makes you insecure. But it's possible in theory and scientists do it. how it's possible?
Scientists have investigated and analysed human's brain structure by scanning human's brain. They have recorded all the shapes of human's brain in a very smart computer.
A thought = A shape of your brain.
There are so many shapes that our brain can get. Because we have so many thoughts. And computer knows all of them. Computer scans our brain by satellite waves.
For example, You think for 10 seconds. Computer scans your brain and shows all the shapes that your brain has gotten at that 10 seconds. And computer shows what you thought at that 10 seconds.
Two Results:
1- Scientists can see what is in your mind by scanning the shape of your brain.
2- Scientists can push your brain's particles in very small size by satellite waves and control your brain.
You can't believe this article easily. But be careful. Control your thoughts and body.
Dividing people:
All the people in the world divide in two classes.
Class A: Politicians , Famous people , Rich people - They are joined in a system.
Class B: People.
Class A people have more secret information and know about mind controlling and mind reading technologies.
Class A people have to observe their system laws. For example, They can not kill or torture someone. The computer scans their brains. When they decide to kill or torture someone, The computer alarms and controls them automatically.
But they can defend themselves. When someone attacks them they can defend themselves and the computer lets them do anything.
I'm not in Class A. I'm in Class B. But for some reasons I know about these secret technologies.
A magnetic field can prevent the satellite waves. If you put a magnet on your head, the satellite waves can't influence you easily.

ROTFL

I'm not certain, but I think this has something to do with FLACs, or is it WAVs?

I would like to hire one of these scientists to make a master chef make me a gourmet pizza roll.

Are fridge magnets enough, or am I being controlled into thinking that?

Is this your example article for applying for a job as a staff writer of Infowars? If so, you need a couple of well placed Super Male Vitality ads in there.

Finally! I knew I kept that tinfoil hat around for a reason. Good to see my preparedness paid off. Just have to strap an industrial grade magnet to it and I'm all set.

PS.
I'd lay off the weed at least for a little bit.

You mean my tinfoil hat is now no longer useful?!? Oh noes!

What about my HDDs, can the satellites scan read them? Or should I use a big magnet on them too?

Nah, it's just the satellites making you think that.

Satellites don't control people.

James Hetfield does.

But can those satellites run Crysis at max settings?

You... have no idea how the brain works, do you?

I know breathing it will kill you dead in about a minute. Nasty stuff. Nasty NASTY stuff.

From Psyop to MindWar: The Psychology of Victory by -Colonel Paul E. ValleyCommander- with -Major Michael A. AquinoPSYOP Research & Analysis Team Leader

"Existing PSYOP identifies purely-sociological factors which suggest appropriate idioms for messages. Doctrine in this area is highly developed, and the task is basically one of assembling and maintaining individuals and teams with enough expertise and experience to apply the doctrine effectively. This, however, is only the sociological dimension of target receptiveness measures. There are some purely natural conditions under which minds may become more or less receptive to ideas, and MindWar should take full advantage of such phenomena as atmospheric electromagnetic activity19 , air ionization20 , and extremely low frequency waves21 "

A look at the footnotes on page 10 is quite enlightening:

Atmospheric electromagnetic (EM) activity:

The Human body communicates internally by EM and electrochemical impulses. The EM field displayed in Kirlian photographs, the effectiveness of acupuncture, and the body’s physical responses to various types of EM radiation (X-rays, infrared radiation, visible light spectra, etc.) are all examples of human sensitivity to EM forces and fields. Atmospheric EM activity is regularly altered by such phenomena as sunspot eruptions and gravitational stresses which distort the Earth’s magnetic field. Under varying external EM conditions, humans are more or less disposed to the consideration of new ideas. MindWar should be timed accordingly. Per Dr. L.J. Ravitz:Electromagnetic field constructs add fuel to the assumption unifying living matter harmoniously with the operations of nature, the expression of an electromagnetic field no less than non-living systems; and that as points on spectrums, these two entities may at last take their positions in the organization of the universe in a way both explicable and rational ... A tenable theory has been provided for emergence of the nervous system, developing not from functional demands, but instead deriving as a result of dynamic forces imposed on cell groups by the total field pattern. Living matter on has a definition of state based on relativity field physics, through which it has been possible to detect a measurable property of total state functions. (Ravitz, State-Function, Including Hypnotic States” in Journal of American Society of Psychosomatic Dentistry and Medicine, Vol. 17, No. 4, 1970.)20

Ionization of the air:

An abundance of negative condensation nuclei (“air ions”) in ingested air enhances alertness and exhilaration, while an excess of positive ions enhances drowsiness and depression. Calculation of the ionic balance of a target audience’s atmospheric environment will be correspondingly useful. Again this is a naturally-occurring condition - caused by such varying agents as solar ultraviolet light, lightning, and rapidly-moving water - rather than one which most be artificially created. (Detonation of nuclear weapons, however, will alter atmospheric ionization levels.) Cf. Soyke, Fred and Edmonds, Alan, The Ion Effect. New York: E.P. Dutton, 1977.21

Extremely Low Frequency (ELF) waves:

ELF waves up to 100 Hz are once more naturally occurring, but they can also be produced artificially (such as for the Navy’s Project Sanguine for submarine communication). ELF-waves are not normally noticed by the unaided senses, yet their resonant effect upon the human body has been connected to both physiological disorders and emotional distortion. Infrasound vibration (up to 20 Hz) can subliminally influence brain activity to align itself to delta, theta, alpha, or betawave patterns, inclining an audience toward everything from alertness to passivity. Infrasound could be used tactically, as ELF-waves endure for great distances; and it could be used in conjunction with media broadcasts as well. See Playfair, Guy L. and Hill, Scott, The Cycles of Heaven. New York: St. Martin’s Press, 1978, pages 130-140.22 [MA2003] After General of the Army Douglas MacArthur’s famous aphorism: “In war there is no substitute for victory.”

Although I doubt Satellites and the stuff the OP mentioned are a thing. The paper is worth a read, it is basically about winning a war without having a war.