For a minute, i thought you were talking about video games.
Now that I know you aren't, I don't really have any input.
and before I retire for the night, I agree with IronStar on this one. I've been booted from a lot of forums for stuff that I am free to do it here and if all they ask is to keep our "colorful metaphores" inside the thread then I think we should honor that.
Of course if you want to shock people with a thread title you can do so without profanity. Just call it "My Dixie Wrecked" or "Have you seen Mike Hawk?" That should work!