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Can you guys teach me the basics of panhandling?
Roll around in the dirt, find a cardboard cup, and walk around in the city saying "GIEF MOOLAH PLOX!".
Mooch off of your parents. Works for plenty of people.
You could buy every game on this site pretty quickly if you learned to panhandle effectively. Just look dirty, and have a dirty dog that doesn't attack anyone next to you. Grow out your hair and pour fine particles of dirt on your head while shaking it. Make sure your shoes match - bright red Converse won't get the job done. Have a brown coat.
Also, make sure to plant some starter money in your hat/collection bin. If people see that someone else has already given you some coins, they are more likely to do it themselves.
See, I work for my money.. and win contests on the side.
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Weclock: See, I work for my money.. and win contests on the side.

Yeah, but you're Weclock and its unfair to compare.
Whore yourself out.
Sell some piece of you and you're good to go...
Lemonade stand with the occasional backwards letter?
High interest loan from disreputable Russian mobster?
Ask for help from an exiled Nigerian prince?
Post edited June 05, 2009 by Aliasalpha
You know, you can live on only one kidney...
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Ois: You know, you can live on only one kidney...

and one lung.
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Ois: You know, you can live on only one kidney...
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Romulus: and one lung.

And no testicles.
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Romulus: and one lung.
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michaelleung: And no testicles.

What about their legs? They don't need those.
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michaelleung: And no testicles.
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Ois: What about their legs? They don't need those.

I could do with an arm or three, just in case.
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Ois: What about their legs? They don't need those.
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Romulus: I could do with an arm or three, just in case.

The kid won't sell those, he needs them to play games.