^ Makes tambourines and drums with holiday scenes painted on them :)

Somebody should tell SalarShushan that tambourines and drums are made of fish skin.

^Absolutely adores clam chowder.

^ said ciao to a clam the other day. didnt get a reply. has decided not to speak to rude and shellfish beings ever again.

^ feels happiest when stepping on piss clams. regrets nothing.

^Got so drunk tonight he drank out of said clams.

^Forgot where his bed is and slept in the showcase of the mall.

did bet against germany in fifa championship 2014 final and lost a bunch of money

^ Doctor Who ate some really bad pastrami and now all of Time and Space is rather gassy

^ Normally wears a bowler and a polka dot bow-tie and chews on smelly old cigars but has undertaken the 'peppermint treatment' this holiday season. Now boasts a candy cane humidor.

^ Has discovered the secret code hidden deep inside Tetris revealing the obsession Hawaiians have with Spam, as well as the Canadian addiction to politeness.

There may also be something about pre-teen girls and lip gloss but it's too heinous to claim as fact just yet...

^Tends to project his own issues on others.

Likes being addicted to games collection

http://www.gog.com/forum/general/official_stop_buying_games_selfhelp_group/post68

I'm making progress. Only bought a single game in the last Steam sale. :)

Enjoys counting to eight. Relishes multiplying eight by eight; squirts a little ink when doing so.