^ made the Trousers of Gender Confusion to match the evil Belt of Gender Change.

^ his Gender Transmutation Dress broke soon after he used it for the first time, now he changes gender twice a day

^ wants to make love to the tree in your backyard

^ has stopped time, but forgot to stop it everywhere. thus allowing me to sleep for seven hours, but all compressed into three hours

^ is a reincarnation of a Roman general Coriolanus. Because of bad karma, he doesn't share an equal or better fate than in his previous life as the general.

^ has a pet Llama called Bitey

^ has a petting zoo full of biting lamas

^ is actually a biting, spiting, kicking and neck wrestling lama, therefore not suitable for any petting zoo.

^ is into heavy petting

^ is into heavy (often explosive) smoking

^ loves to smoke dynamite sticks, says it's better than Cigars

^ likes to drink nitroglycerine, tells everyone it's way better than Scotch, and much more gentle on the stomach

^ Is a stuck-up bastard. And a disguised Romulan spy.

^ is actually a lizard, but dreams of becoming a powerful dragon someday

^ was crying all night long yesterday, because Spain's representatives Barca & Real both have been defeated by the Germans at the Champions League semifinals. Their chance to go through the final are so slim.