^ is a renowned heart surgeon. The only heart he can't heal is his own......

^ has an ettchi thing for open heart surgery and should stop scrathcin git and see the doctor!

^is a beautiful human being, buuuttttt, smells weird.

^ Is beautiful in his own way.

^doesnt know true beauty from a pile of chimp crap

^ Knows what he is talking about when it come to chimp crap.

^Is a massage therapist specializing in chimp cramps

^ Tries unsuccessfully to message the massager with a bow and arrow

^ can take so many arrows he'll look like a pincushion by the end of it but will die if a single one is tipped with a boxing glove.

^ likes to practice acupuncture with arrows instead of needles

^Wrestles with jealousy and envy when thinking about my wonderfully creepy relationship with my mother. Then realizes he can take comfort in being a pointed-eared hobgoblin, and raises one eyebrow.

^ smells cheese.. like, always.

^ does not only smell like cheese, but taste like cheese also

^ Has the largest collection of cheese ever known.

^Takes a bit too much pride in "cutting" said cheese