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^ Still occasionally burns a hole in his floor due to a lingering prior irradiation.
^ his eye doctor insisted that he needs to wear glasses, but he has no where to attach them
^ His doctor is a doctor, not a florist, damn it.
^ his original skin color was blue, but he had an allergic reaction to a drop of mustard
^ Would still like to forget this.
^ taught Li Ching-Yuen all he knew
^ Would much prefer to be an Orc Shaman.
^ Was rejected as a space invader enemy.
^ knows where Santa stores his elves when he get's mad at them
^ suffered terrible mask squeeze while scuba diving, because she didn't properly equalize the pressure at depth, resulting in extremely bloosdshot eyes
Post edited November 29, 2012 by Zoltan999
^ is the person who most times has appeared in the "1000 Ways to Die" TV series, as you can see by his current look
^ Has watched "1000 Ways to Die" TV series so much he has developed P.E.S or Pointed Ear Syndrome, a illness that is mysteriously caused by watching too much TV yet no such illnesses have been discovered about your eyes from watching too much TV :O
^ has watched "Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares" so much he's now permanently hungry, despite consuming several tons of meat per day
^ Once unsuccessfully petitioned for the nerve pinch to be applied to the back of the knee.
^ Knows nothing of knees