^is borat's favorite town rappist
^no one has ever seen him without his raincoat
^is secretly jealous of anyone with the ability to grow a mustache and anytime someone mentions how they can grow a mustache, he involuntarily blurts out "Buggerit! Millenium hand and shrimp!"
^has finally gotten his hands on "System Shock 2" and now can only say "my precious" and "my birthday present"