Built a time machine, went to the future with it, had a peek of my name but couldn't quite remember it, went back to 2009 and used the inferior username he now has :D

^ has been an extra in 4 of the Worms series of games

^Will be starring in the new series The Real Housewives of Antarctica.



**Spoiler alert**


He's the slutty one.

^ runs an isolated motel and has some issues in his relationship with his elderly mother

Is always space-bumping around.

^ has a not-so irrational fear of birds.

^ got a brand-new monocle

^ wears a monocle only when demolecularising tribbles!

^ in his free time, loves seeing how tribbles are demolecularised while eating popcorn

^ probably doesn't know what demolecularising means

^paradoxically doesn't know the internet exists.

^ is the byproduct of a paradox resultant from my recent meddling with the fabric of time and space

^ Just gave the fabric of time and space some pleats and a quick hem.

^ stole the Fabric of Time, and tried to make a wedding dress out of it

^ Psht! te_lanus can correctly insert a USB plug on the first try.

Me, I align the plug, see that it doesn't fit, rotate it, see that it still doesn't fit, rotate again to fit. te_lanus doesn't need these extra steps. He and/or she is just that good.