^ has been expelled from the Planet of Apes for trying to monopolize banana trade over banana cartels.

^*2 believed that it was the Romulans who have founded the city of Rome, that Remus and Romulus were Romulan twins.

^ tried to sabotage Curiousity before liftoff

^ was destined to be a great leader, but he didn't like leading ants

^ crushed my army underfoot, sending me into reeling depression for months

^was feeling so down that spent entire days playing Counter Strike on a map called de_pressed

^favorite retort is "talk to the hand, cuzz the head ain't listenin'"

^ is madly in love with a cow

^ owns a gem mine and has space monkeys as his forced labors. He pays each one of them only 3 bananas three times a day.

^is an apes' union representative

^Is a total wuss. That's why he only watches horror films in space.

^has participated as a stunt in some of these movies, particularly those involving snakes and reptiles

^ is a trekker

^is one of the members of a security "tiger team"

^ Has committed genocide against the smurfs.

^has led to the extinction of the Muppets