^has a good memory for faces ... but a bad memory for lego

Is a werewolf.

it's Cthulhu

^Speaks in 133t to hide his insecurities.

^ is a collector of 2nd hand discoloured bra's.

^ is a bra expert

^went to a store and asked for Ultra Bra

Adzeth is infamous for the unexpected strange phenomenon known as "pants" originated in 1273. A genius, they pioneered many innovations in fashion for the era until in 1304 they built a time machine out of various rocks, fruit and nuts. Using a methodology of distilling an otherwise unknown element of the periodic table they fuelled a time machine. Despite their genius, the machine had a malfunction and while sending Adzeth into 2007, the device was sent back to around about 14000BC. Adzeth chuckles whenever shown pictures of Stone Henge, or their old time machine. The formula for its fuel however was lost during time travel (which was quoted as a sensation not unlike "being drunk and walking on your hands on the ceiling, then suddenly falling back to the floor") And the rest is history.

^was a member of the time traveling expedition, and taught swallows to carry coconuts (which later evolved into horses) to Europe

^ Trains magic talking ponies for a living.

^never got a magic pony for Christmas, the resulting mental anguish of which lead to an obsession with necromancy - parents, you have been warned

^ Raises zombie ponies.

^wishes his pony to be raised

^ Doesn't have his(?) cutie mark.

^Is a trainer of magic unicorns.