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GameRager: What more could a knockoff child molesting killer doll want?
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Foxhack: God DAMNIT he WASN'T A CHILD MOLESTER IN THE ORIGINAL MOVIES

FUCKING REMAKES
Actually he was. It was more subtle but he definitely was a child killer/possible child molester. That's why they burned him to death in the first place.
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Foxhack: God DAMNIT he WASN'T A CHILD MOLESTER IN THE ORIGINAL MOVIES

FUCKING REMAKES
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GameRager: Actually he was. It was more subtle but he definitely was a child killer/possible child molester. That's why they burned him to death in the first place.
No. He wasn't. HE. WASN'T. He was a child killer, NOT a child abuser.
Post edited January 22, 2012 by Foxhack
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GameRager: Actually he was. It was more subtle but he definitely was a child killer/possible child molester. That's why they burned him to death in the first place.
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Foxhack: No. He wasn't. HE. WASN'T.
Yep he was. The parents killed him for stealing their kids. They changed the details of how he did it in the remakes but yeah he definitely did it.
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Foxhack: No. He wasn't. HE. WASN'T.
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GameRager: Yep he was. The parents killed him for stealing their kids. They changed the details of how he did it in the remakes but yeah he definitely did it.
WHY ARE YOU COUNTING THE REMAKE?! I hate to quote Wikipedia, but:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddy_Krueger

...Krueger was the groundskeeper at Badham Preschool and a child molester (a recycled idea that was abandoned by director Craven himself while making the 1984 original).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Nightmare_on_Elm_Street#Development

See that? He wasn't a child molester in the original movies.
Post edited January 22, 2012 by Foxhack
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Foxhack: WHY ARE YOU COUNTING THE REMAKE?! I hate to quote Wikipedia, but:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddy_Krueger

...Krueger was the groundskeeper at Badham Preschool and a child molester (a recycled idea that was abandoned by director Craven himself while making the 1984 original).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Nightmare_on_Elm_Street#Development

See that? He wasn't a child molester in the original movies.
He killed children though in the originals(even after it was edited).....and it was a part of the original plot, regradless if it was cut later on.

BTW why are you so hung up on a silly joke in an offtopic thread for? 0.o

Relax and have a glass of chocolate milk with us, yes?
Post edited January 22, 2012 by GameRager
You know you have been playing too many video games when during a TV show a guy fires a single shot from a full clip, and you sit there wondering why he isn't reloading afterword. After about a minute and half of confusion, I finally remembered that it doesn't make any sense to change a nearly full clip in real life. Its extra embarrassing for me, as that is one of my biggest complaints about video games. Many a time have I argued that I should loose all those bullets, since my guy obviously isn't refilling clips as I play.
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MobiusArcher: You know you have been playing too many video games when during a TV show a guy fires a single shot from a full clip, and you sit there wondering why he isn't reloading afterword. After about a minute and half of confusion, I finally remembered that it doesn't make any sense to change a nearly full clip in real life. Its extra embarrassing for me, as that is one of my biggest complaints about video games. Many a time have I argued that I should loose all those bullets, since my guy obviously isn't refilling clips as I play.
Maybe he has auto-loading clips of Magic-sciencetude?
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GameRager: snip.
Relax and have a glass of chocolate milk with us, yes?
Mmmmm, chocolate milk. I haven't had that in literally decades. I should remedy this travesty posthaste! :O
Post edited January 25, 2012 by Avaz
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GameRager: snip.
Relax and have a glass of chocolate milk with us, yes?
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Avaz: Mmmmm, chocolate milk. I haven't had that in literally decades. I should remedy this travesty posthaste! :O
To the ye olden tyme Chocolate Milk Store.....Huzzah!
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Avaz: Mmmmm, chocolate milk. I haven't had that in literally decades. I should remedy this travesty posthaste! :O
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GameRager: To the ye olden tyme Chocolate Milk Store.....Huzzah!
Pip pip and cheerio!
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Foxhack: No. He wasn't. HE. WASN'T. He was a child killer, NOT a child abuser.
Uh...wouldn't killing count as abuse?
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Foxhack: No. He wasn't. HE. WASN'T. He was a child killer, NOT a child abuser.
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Aaron86: Uh...wouldn't killing count as abuse?
Sexual abuser.
I finally got an awesome sports coat for interviews and teaching. Behold!

I think this is the first time in over a year I've actually been excited about clothes I purchased. This coat is nearly invulnerable - perfect for a middle school science teacher.

Oh, and for the first time in a week I think I'll be done with my work early enough to sit down and play a video game for a bit. FOR THE EMPEROR!
Post edited January 25, 2012 by Runehamster
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Runehamster: I finally got an awesome sports coat for interviews and teaching. Behold!

I think this is the first time in over a year I've actually been excited about clothes I purchased. This coat is nearly invulnerable - perfect for a middle school science teacher.

Oh, and for the first time in a week I think I'll be done with my work early enough to sit down and play a video game for a bit. FOR THE EMPEROR!
Yay!

What did you pay for the coat? Got a good deal I hope?
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Foxhack: No. He wasn't. HE. WASN'T. He was a child killer, NOT a child abuser.
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Aaron86: Uh...wouldn't killing count as abuse?
There was a fantastic article in the Economist on euphemisms about a month ago, have a read here:
http://www.economist.com/node/21541767

Anyway, in this week's issue there was a funny little reader's letter:

"SIR - Your article on euphemisms ("Making murder respectable", December 17th) brought to mind the following crime report:
She was decapitated and disembowelled. She was however not interfered with."