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I swear officer, I don't know how that Cop-meat-pie got in there. I'm Jewish after all.

Give me liberty or give me [blank]
Give me liberty or give me bread and games....

Only two things are infinite : the universe and [blank]
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Phc7006: Give me liberty or give me bread and games....

Only two things are infinite : the universe and [blank]
"..your mother's ass.".


Dear, it's ok if we can't have children because you are shooting [blank], we can always adopt.
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Phc7006: Give me liberty or give me bread and games....

Only two things are infinite : the universe and [blank]
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timppu: "..your mother's ass.".


Dear, it's ok if we can't have children because you are shooting [blank], we can always adopt.
lol I C WAT U DID THAR

"I prefer [blank] to women"
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jefequeso: "I prefer [blank] to women"
I prefer warm cantaloupe to women

I like you, I'm gonna take you home so you can [blank] my sister.
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jefequeso: "I prefer [blank] to women"
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ChaunceyK: I prefer warm cantaloupe to women

I like you, I'm gonna take you home so you can [blank] my sister.
"Read bedtime stories to"

Honey.. don't get mad.. but when I was at the store I [blank]
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jefequeso: "I prefer [blank] to women"
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ChaunceyK: I prefer warm cantaloupe to women

I like you, I'm gonna take you home so you can [blank] my sister.
I like you, I'm gonna take you home so you can cordially and innocently greet my sister
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Phc7006: Give me liberty or give me bread and games....

Only two things are infinite : the universe and [blank]
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timppu: "..your mother's ass.".


Dear, it's ok if we can't have children because you are shooting [blank], we can always adopt.
Looks like EInstein was right, after all.
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Zolgar: Honey.. don't get mad.. but when I was at the store I [blank]
Honey.. don't get mad.. but when I was at the store I somehow, accidentally ate the arm of our neighbor's kid. I think we should run to Mexico


The greatest things in the universe are ice cream and carrots with [blank]
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Zolgar: Honey.. don't get mad.. but when I was at the store I [blank]
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lukaszthegreat: Honey.. don't get mad.. but when I was at the store I somehow, accidentally ate the arm of our neighbor's kid. I think we should run to Mexico


The greatest things in the universe are ice cream and carrots with [blank]
The greatest things in the universe are ice cream and carrots with ZOMG I'M BEING CHASED BY A BEAR O_o


"I don't think you'll survive... at least, not without [blank]"
slightly cute game... haha
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lukaszthegreat: Honey.. don't get mad.. but when I was at the store I somehow, accidentally ate the arm of our neighbor's kid. I think we should run to Mexico


The greatest things in the universe are ice cream and carrots with [blank]
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jefequeso: The greatest things in the universe are ice cream and carrots with ZOMG I'M BEING CHASED BY A BEAR O_o


"I don't think you'll survive... at least, not without [blank]"
this lampshade..and this chair....and this paddle ball....oh, and this clock!

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man [blank]
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jefequeso: The greatest things in the universe are ice cream and carrots with ZOMG I'M BEING CHASED BY A BEAR O_o


"I don't think you'll survive... at least, not without [blank]"
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HomerSimpson: this lampshade..and this chair....and this paddle ball....oh, and this clock!

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man [blank]
Early to be and early to rise makes a man grumpy, sleep deprived, and socially barren.

If I were a [blank] man, yubah dubah dubah dubah yubah duba duba dum.
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jefequeso: If I were a [blank] man, yubah dubah dubah dubah yubah duba duba dum.
"dyslexic"

I [blank] and all I got was this lousy yacht.
I ate a gallon of mayonnaise and all I got was this lousy yacht.

[blank] makes the world go around