Just wondering how far this one will go. Supply a quote (or even a generic sentence fragment) but leave a part of it blank. For instance, if I said....

Another day, another [blank]

...the serious answer would be "dollar" (old American saying), some might say "carrot" (a quote from a Bugs Bunny cartoon), and I might say "body to hide" (going for humor). So mostly, I'm expecting some good funny answers. Don't post your own fill-in-the-blank until you've answered one! But since I've already mentioned it, lets go ahead and start with...

Another day, another [blank]

...and whoever answers it then writes their own fill-in-the-blank for someone else to answer.

Another day, another back street hooker nailed.






We have no SCUD missles and we do not know why they were launched at [blank]

"the creationist museum"

In the absence of [blank], find something and kill it.

"books"

'49ers

I accidentally ___ the Internet.

won

You can't have too many ____.

"Laxatives."

Fucken' [blank], causing all the fucken' wars in the world...

When you go hard and go deep, you'd better [blank]

...leave a trail of breadcrumbs so you can escape.

Here's one for any TGWTG fans:

There's always a [blank] in a box of balls.

prick

To [blank], the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Have you tried turning it off and [blank]

playing with a stick instead?






What kind of a sick fuck does [blank] to a squirrel

What kind of a sick fuck does an insurance sales pitch to a squirrel?

"...Maybe you should put a [blank] on it?"

Maybe you should put a leopardskin bikini on it.

"So...how's [blank] hangin'?"

So... how's that excessively long penis hangin'?

I swear officer, I don't know how that [blank] got in there. I'm Jewish after all.