real.geizterfahr: Marriage ;P

ZFR: Well what do you know. My joke fits in this topic too!


A man visits the doctor because of his severe stuttering problem.

The doctor checks him and says says, "Wow! You've got the largest penis ever seen. But it appears that your penis is four inches too long and is pulling on your vocal cords, thereby causing the stutter."

"D-d-d-oct-t-tor. Wh-ha-a-at c-c-can I d-d-do?"

The doctor tells him that he must remove the extra four inches to relieve the strain.

Six months after the operation, the patient returns for his check-up. "Doctor, the operation was a success. I no longer stutter. However, my sex life is in ruins. My wife says that she misses the great sex we used to have. I was wondering if it is possible to reattach those four inches."

The doctor hesitates for a minute and then says, "I d-d-d-on't th-th-think-k-k-k that wo-wo-wo-ould b-be p-p-pos-s-s-ib-b-ble."

catpower1980: Sorry guys, I'm not giving details on this part of my private life ;)

juankadd: cocletas

WildHobgoblin: I remember some years ago, when I was working nightshifts in a store, a very young guy (probably around 18) comes up to me, asking where to find the XL condoms. Oh, he had such a smug, proud look on his face, it was kind of adorable.
I dutifully pointed the product out to him, exactly next to the regular ones (and really not hard to find at all ;) ).
Still wondering if he really got some action that night, or if this purchase was the highpoint of the evening for him...

JMich: Relevant.

KiNgBrAdLeY7: Big d*ck and big b**bs are VERY, very overrated. Also, paying much money to undergo a hideous thing like body part alteration, without a real need to do so, such as a serious disease, is as vain as it is stupid.

Besides, small tool is more elegant and artistic. Look for example the ancient, classical statues preserved to our age. Most of them have small "things", even though the bodies and persons they are sculptured from, are depicted as very athletic and quite muscular.