Since there was so Montyspeak going on in the Original War .... gone thread.
I thought how's about I started this thread.
Post your Monty Python references here which you use in social interactions such as these.
For me every time someone mentions either a coconut or a swallow I ask what the average speed is of an unladen swallow. Hoping their reply is a certain question, which most of you have guessed by now.
For the answer to those questions, check this link
Now post yours. Nudge nudge