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Bow is actually a pretty cool guy if you don't mind the fact that his name is literally the same as the type of weapon he uses.

Because he's associated with She-Ra more than He-Man, the Bow toy was sold in the Pink Aisle of toy stores. This means that Bow toys everywhere wouldn't be hanging out at dreary Castle Greyskull. Instead they would be going to parties at dream house, riding around doll town in the pink convertible, and lounging about in the big yellow tour bus with Barbie, She-Ra and all sorts of other dolls.
wait! I do know something about He-Man. I saw a show where a guy talked us through the extremely detailed He-Man choose-your-own-adventure books that he made as a kid and they were amazing and they had all pictures he'd coloured in with crayon. And the show was mostly about how reading them now he realises how his younger self was using them as a way to explore his sexuality and the books were all ridiculously homoerotic, it was very cute.

So yeah I feel I've got a pretty clear image of how this series works.
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JoeSapphire: I saw a show where a guy talked us through the extremely detailed He-Man choose-your-own-adventure books that he made as a kid and they were amazing and they had all pictures he'd coloured in with crayon. And the show was mostly about how reading them now he realises how his younger self was using them as a way to explore his sexuality and the books were all ridiculously homoerotic, it was very cute.
Were you that guy, Joe?
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JoeSapphire: I saw a show where a guy talked us through the extremely detailed He-Man choose-your-own-adventure books that he made as a kid and they were amazing and they had all pictures he'd coloured in with crayon. And the show was mostly about how reading them now he realises how his younger self was using them as a way to explore his sexuality and the books were all ridiculously homoerotic, it was very cute.
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dedoporno: Were you that guy, Joe?
perhaps it was me in an alternate universe where I knew what He-Man was
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dedoporno: Were you that guy, Joe?
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JoeSapphire: perhaps it was me in an alternate universe where I knew what He-Man was
You're a bit young really, I barely remember it.
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JoeSapphire: wait! I do know something about He-Man. I saw a show where a guy talked us through the extremely detailed He-Man choose-your-own-adventure books that he made as a kid and they were amazing and they had all pictures he'd coloured in with crayon. And the show was mostly about how reading them now he realises how his younger self was using them as a way to explore his sexuality and the books were all ridiculously homoerotic, it was very cute.

So yeah I feel I've got a pretty clear image of how this series works.
You now have me convinced that the entire plot of He-Man revolved around really muscular and partially dressed men that want to have homoerotic moments with each other.
where can i watch this show again?
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my name is racynge catte: You're a bit young really, I barely remember it.
He is? How old are you?! Do I need to revise all my posts????


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JoeSapphire: where can i watch this show again?
I have the whole thing on my media server and watch almost every day with my boys. If you're really interested there is always the official youtube channel. It has everything even though a bit scattered.
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my name is racynge catte: You're a bit young really, I barely remember it.
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dedoporno: He is? How old are you?! Do I need to revise all my posts????
I Find that homoerotic moments between men are usually discussed by teenage female weebs.
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my name is racynge catte: You're a bit young really, I barely remember it.
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dedoporno: He is? How old are you?! Do I need to revise all my posts????
Well I don't want to narrow it down for you too much, but I'm a (-gasp-) millennial.
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dedoporno: He is? How old are you?! Do I need to revise all my posts????
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my name is racynge catte: Well I don't want to narrow it down for you too much, but I'm a (-gasp-) millennial.
From which millennium?
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my name is racynge catte: Well I don't want to narrow it down for you too much, but I'm a (-gasp-) millennial.
Phew, we're good then. Assuming Joe is around there as well.
Post edited July 12, 2022 by dedoporno
I feel like I am being conned into something I will regret but I suppose I could be the last player in (no. 10) in case the game is short on players. I could use it flop around and be useless in confines of the game in addition to doing it outside it with no bounds.

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my name is racynge catte: You're a bit young really, I barely remember it.
I recently saw 2 different He-Man series that bothcame out this year, so I don't think one can be too young for that.

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my name is racynge catte: Well I don't want to narrow it down for you too much, but I'm a (-gasp-) millennial.
What do you consider millenial? Just yesterday someone born in 1996 called themselves that and it ticked me off. That's like 70 years younger than I am and I considered myself one! I guess it is technically correct but it still felt wrong.
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Vitek: I feel like I am being conned into something I will regret but I suppose I could be the last player in (no. 10) in case the game is short on players. I could use it flop around and be useless in confines of the game in addition to doing it outside it with no bounds.
Yay! There will be cake, by the way!

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Vitek: I recently saw 2 different He-Man series that bothcame out this year, so I don't think one can be too young for that.
Technically I'm specifically referring to the 80s one as that's the one I'm most fond of (there is another one from the early 2000s which is also great). The latest one by Kevin Smith was not as bad as some people tried to make it seem but it has its problems. It does feature the coolest depiction of Evil-Lyn, in my opinion.

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Vitek: Just yesterday someone born in 1996 called themselves that and it ticked me off.
Was that someone Joe? That young mother******!!!
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Vitek: I feel like I am being conned into something I will regret but I suppose I could be the last player in (no. 10) in case the game is short on players. I could use it flop around and be useless in confines of the game in addition to doing it outside it with no bounds.
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dedoporno: Yay! There will be cake, by the way!
Sure.