Finishing Mass Effect 3 was like finding a glistening human turd inside the wine bottle as you pour the last few drops out.
The ending was really unexpected and short. I was looking forward for at least an hour or even two hours to slug it out against the reaper ground troops but no, Bioware said you and I can't get any so they decided of you go to the magic beam, run towards it with dear life and get zappped!
Where's my armor? Where are my falcon and my widow rifles? I don't remember carrying a handgun with me! Oh look more husks, bam, bam, bam! Hey you what are you doing so close to the beam? Bam!
Anderson? WTF! Where are we? It stinks around here with all the dead. Hey you cute four-legged worm why are you dismembering the dead?
Shepard? WTF! Where are you? Oh there you are. Must........ resist......... to walk normal...........
I saw what you did there Shepard....
WTF! Mr. Illusive man, what's with the scabs on your neck and face?
Don't temp me Shepard!
Ha? Come on man, I'm just talking about your new look?
Anderson, I think he's dead!
Shepard, oh looky, power windows!
Admiral Hackett, is there anything else I can do?
I control the reapers and you suck Shepard!
WTF! Aren't you the child in the beginning?
Err, yes, I said I can control the reapers!
So, what's up man?
You can choose three colored endings? Blue, Green, and Red...
WTF! Is that it?
Yes, Shepard and by the way you will die! Fuck this derp!