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^Holds the world record for having the longest bread in the world that continually grows day by day.
^ Actually has an even longer thread that keeps growing as his massively thick sweatshirt gradually unravels.
Either that, or HMA mistakes big-bearded men for cephalopods all the time.
^ He was born with a prehensile tail.
^ Entered an octopus lookalike contest and lost, because they look nothing alike.
^ was once at home alone when two criminals broke into his house. He laid Lego bricks as traps on the floor for them. It worked and the intruders were unable to walk or stand up until the police arrived.
^ He is aware that this event occurred over the Christmas holidays when LegoDnD was home alone and that said criminals referred to themselves as "The Wet Bandits."
^ Uses wet Band-Aids.

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LegoDnD: ^ Entered an octopus lookalike contest and lost, because they look nothing alike.
Actually, I think there was a character in Pirates of the Caribbean who was a squid-like monster with a beard of tentacles. He sort of looks like that.
^ introduced and served Brazilian waxing to Davy Jones.
^ Is trapped in Davy Jones' locker.
^ Now understands that I was talking about the octopus outside Moria.
^ Is actually an octopus in disguise, by wearing a hat.
^ He likes to be under the sea in an octopus' garden in the shade.
^ Because of this thread, he's now considered switching out his Gandalf avatar for Davy Jones.
^ Because of this thread, he's now considered switching out his objectionable avatar to that of SpongeBob SquarePants.