Posted November 23, 2012
Hell, even the man-made objects are out to kill you in Queensland. Leave a car parked in the sun for a few minutes and the bloody steering wheel'll burn your hands off.
FantasyNightmare: Also don't go to Queensland. It may look pretty, but that's how the all the animals that want to kill you draw you in.
Though they are the only state where the trains aren't complete garbage. Make of that what you will.