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DrOblivious: Granted, your head will explode for no apparent reason.
I wish to be fluent in all languages, known and unknown to man.
Granted but you will speak in all of them at once, unable to focus on only one
I wish to be able to heal every disease - physical and psychological
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DrOblivious: Granted, your head will explode for no apparent reason.
I wish to be fluent in all languages, known and unknown to man.
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Skreczi: Granted but you will speak in all of them at once, unable to focus on only one
I wish to be able to heal every disease - physical and psychological
Granted, but everyone is dead by the time you arrive.
I wish to be invisible at will.
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Skreczi: I wish to be able to heal every disease - physical and psychological
Granted, but now political leaders, religious fundamentalists and doctors all over the world will want to see you crucified.

I wish for less corruption.


EDIT: ninja'd, second try:

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thespian9099: I wish to be invisible at will.
Granted, but now everyone, including you, goes blind.

I wish I could think and post a little faster.
Post edited August 05, 2012 by Leroux
Granted, but now all you can do is post and think about posting.
I wish that I was in an episode of the Twilight Zone.
Post edited August 05, 2012 by DrOblivious
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DrOblivious: Granted, but now all you can do is post and think about posting.
I wish that I was in an episode of the Twilight Zone.
Granted, you're eaten alive by a dangerous alien entity
I wish to be an allmighty being
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DrOblivious: Granted, but now all you can do is post and think about posting.
I wish that I was in an episode of the Twilight Zone.
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thespian9099: Granted, you're eaten alive by a dangerous alien entity
I wish to be an allmighty being
Granted, but you're the younger sibling of another almighty being, and you're still getting bullied.

I wish I could prolong and shorten the hours of a day at will.
Post edited August 05, 2012 by Leroux
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thespian9099: Granted, you're eaten alive by a dangerous alien entity
I wish to be an allmighty being
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Leroux: Granted, but you're the younger brother of another almighty being, and you're still getting bullied.

I wish I could prolong and shorten the hours of a day at will.
Granted but you are not above 4th dimension therefore you cant notice your time manipulation
I wish to know and be able to uncorrupted wishes in this thread
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Leroux: I wish I could prolong and shorten the hours of a day at will.
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Skreczi: Granted but you are not above 4th dimension therefore you cant notice your time manipulation
I wish to know and be able to uncorrupted wishes in this thread
Granted, but this thread is abandoned immediately and the topic goes to a different one instead.

I wish to be faster than light
Granted, but light can now only move at a snail's pace.

I wish that John Williams would give my life a musical score.
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DrOblivious: Granted, but light can now only move at a snail's pace.

I wish that John Williams would give my life a musical score.
Granted, you're one of the first victims of the shark Jaws

I wish not being tired anymore
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DrOblivious: Granted, but light can now only move at a snail's pace.

I wish that John Williams would give my life a musical score.
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thespian9099: Granted, you're one of the first victims of the shark Jaws

I wish not being tired anymore
Granted, but now you can't sleep ever again and you'll be going slowly going insane from not being able to sleep.

I wish for world peace.
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JudasIscariot: I wish for world peace.
Granted, but the world is conquered unopposed by warmonger aliens

I wish no more hunger in the world
Post edited August 05, 2012 by thespian9099
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JudasIscariot: I wish for world peace.
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thespian9099: Granted, but the world is conquered unopposed by warmonger aliens

I wish no more hunger in the world
granted, but you, your family and your clones are the new source of cheap food

I wish to become happy forever
Granted,but you turn into SpongeBob

I wish I could have infinite bacon.
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Ultimatum: Granted,but you turn into SpongeBob

I wish I could have infinite bacon.
Granted, but you are forever hounded by the bacon-worshiping sect of reddit.

I wish I could conquer the world.