You're lucky I'm a nice guy and I helped you not being a liar by actually editing my post. You owe me one.
I wish to be in perfect physical condition.
Granted, you are now in best shape among all zombies, meaning you will mostly be the first to grab the living. Unfortunatelly your gaming days and Trekkie days are over, because you need brains for those (oh yeah, forget about Vulcan girs as well).
I wish I was a Smurf so I can take Smurphette on a date.
Granted, but she's disgusted with your behavior on the date and she tells Sassette and Nanny Smurf, so your chances of finding a female partner is reduced to zero. But don't worry, Papa Smurf has shown a sudden interest in you...
I wish political corruption don't exist anymore.