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duyb777: i wish the sky was less bright same with the sun
Welcome to the planet Krypton. Bask in the soft glow of its red sun, while tidal forces rip the planet to pieces around you in three... two... one....

I wish my apartment was self-cleaning.
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TwoHandedSword: I wish my apartment was self-cleaning.
Granted, and it is wonderful until the A.I. that manages the cleaning system decides it would be more efficient to remove the cause of all the mess. Your body is never found...

I wish I could summon refills of coffee with my mind
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D4N3: I wish I could summon refills of coffee with my mind
Well, okay... though after your fourth bad spill and third severe burn, perhaps you really ought to consider working on those aiming skills...

I wish my credit rating was better.
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TwoHandedSword: I wish my credit rating was better.
Granted, but it is only because the murderer who killed you, made a suit from your skin, and is posing as you is much more financially responsible than you were.

I wish I had the strength of an entire army of Gorillas.
Granted, you have the strength of an army of gorillas. However, you do not have the durability of an army of gorillas. Your slightest movements tear your body apart.

I wish I had a working dishwasher with no faults.
Granted...But a sinkhole swallows up your entire house with everything in it.

I wish I had a gaming keyboard.
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mari29: I wish I had a gaming keyboard.
Granted, your keyboard now does all the gaming, and doesn't want a squishy human like you playing its games.

I wish I were bullet-proof.
Granted... But cause you are bullet-proof, your hasty attempts to mow down all those gun-totin' enemies make you unaware and you fall into a pit and get devoured by spiders.

I wish I had a money tree.
Granted - You now have a Money Tree - Too bad its all Monopoly Money

I wish I had 5,000 Acorn in Ice Age Village ;-)
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Lou: Granted - You now have a Money Tree - Too bad its all Monopoly Money

I wish I had 5,000 Acorn in Ice Age Village ;-)
Granted! But acorns are rather worthless in a glacial period.

I wish Banished had more than low tech!
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Darvond: I wish Banished had more than low tech!
Consider it done! Nukes fall, everyone dies.

I wish I could break my addiction to diet cola.
Granted...But now you are addicted to diet Pepsi !!!

I wish I had more hours for gaming.
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mari29: I wish I had more hours for gaming.
Granted. You lose your job.

I wish I could control falling asleep and waking up.
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GamePlayerZero: I wish I could control falling asleep and waking up.
Granted. But you didn't think too far in advance so the first time you control your ability to fall asleep, you never wake up again after that.


I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat.
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infinitee8: I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat.
Unluckily for you its Jazz Jackrabbit and he thinks you've stolen his girlfriend.... have fun!

I wish it hadn't taken nearly as long to catchup on about a years worth of responses in this thread.