Granted, but you can only wish for things that disgust yourself.
I wish I had my dream job :P
Granted, but now your dream job is outlawed and you are a fugitive and must constantly runs away from the law.
I wish I can sing with awesome voice.
granted but you can't have a family.
I wish GOG would release any games that I wish.
Granted, but they have DRM, cost 60 bucks and won't work on your computer.
I wish GOG would send me DRM-free pizza.
Geh Ninja'd, oh well.
Granted, but it doesn't have any cheese, at all.
I wish I can invent steampunk machines.