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Using the technology of tomorrow to bring you the excitement of the yesteryear!

GOG.com proudly presents the next step in DRM-free retro-gaming: [url=http://www.gog.com/retromator4000]Retromator 4000, a universal nostalgifier for PC & Mac. Our software engineers are very close to producing a stable version, and we're very excited to finally be able to tell you about this revolutionary piece of software. Even more so, because very soon we'll be able to invite you to take part in public alpha testing of the app! (That is as soon as we get the 0.97a version up and running.*) We're glad that GOG.com users will be the first to take part in our next revolution. Or rather: re-evolution ;-)

Ok, but what's Retromator 4000, you might ask, and what does it do exactly? Without going into technical specifics of quantum-level digital retro engineering, let's just put it as simply as possible: it takes your modern current-gen games and turns them into retrotastic, beautifully pixelated classics or even text-based adventures from back in the time when graphics were an option, not a must. All because we know what GOG.com customers are all about--nostalgic gaming!

We've prepared a little [url=http://www.gog.com/retromator4000]preview[/url] of our fantastic app working its magic on three modern age classics: The Witcher, Alan Wake, and Dreamfall: The Longest Journey, so you can easily see the effect Retromator 4000 has on current-gen adventures, RPGs, and action games.

As we said, there's a public alpha version of the software coming towards you as soon as it's done, but there's still plenty of room for your suggestions and input. We would love to know how would you retromate your favorite game, so please--feel free to leave a mock-up screenshot or a piece of text-adventure in the comments below. There are 5 free games waiting for the authors of the best entries! One thing though, the Retromator 4000 will only be usable with DRM-free GOG.com games, so please limit your efforts to retromating only those.

Again, we're extremely happy to be able to introduce this new and exciting GOG.com feature. Please take a moment to see the preview, and maybe stay for the contest mentioned above!

*The estimated time of completion of the public alpha version is based heavily on fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics. In other words--we think that it might be done soon, but it just as well might take much, much longer. Also, in n-1 parallel universes, the Retromator 4000 is already available. The contest deadline is much more specific: Thursday, April 4, at 12:00 GMT.
Myst turned out as I expected as a text based game...
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LOL Nice troll, guys! Nice troll indeed!
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SmashManiac: No love for CGA? Here's some Witcher 2 screenshots in full 320x200 resolution with an incredible 4-color palette!

I included a version with textbox and one without. I prefer the former, but it's interesting to see both.
fantastic
Ok, I found a bug... not sure how to report it, but I can reproduce the results every time I try.

When I run Tex Murphy Overseer through the program it comes out Tex Murphy Mean Streets every single time.

:(

Patiently waiting for a patch.....
More retro-mixes

Chronicles of Riddick is a FPS so it just makes sense to keep it that way. Back to the future feels more like an interactive movie.
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Where the heck is everyone getting the Retronator 4000 at!
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Th3R3n3gad3: Where the heck is everyone getting the Retronator 4000 at!
In light of some complicated issues that would take up to much time/space to explain, the Retronator 4000 was only available yesterday...


...which, as you might know, was April 1st.
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Th3R3n3gad3: Where the heck is everyone getting the Retronator 4000 at!
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threeandhalfstar: In light of some complicated issues that would take up to much time/space to explain, the Retronator 4000 was only available yesterday...

...which, as you might know, was April 1st.
OH. LOL
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threeandhalfstar: In light of some complicated issues that would take up to much time/space to explain, the Retronator 4000 was only available yesterday...

...which, as you might know, was April 1st.
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Th3R3n3gad3: OH. LOL
But... you can still try your luck in one of those n-1 parallel universes. Someone in this thread mentioned a bus driving there every hour or so ;-)
I love this idea!
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hucklebarry: I can't make DX look bad enough to not want to play it :(

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You're right, DX is such a great game that even with this interface, I STILL WANT TO PLAY! It'd be pretty fun to try it out like this, haha
It was only an april fool?

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Schnuff: It was only an april fool?
Did you just realize this now? :/ Also, if you'd read a little more carefully, you'd see it's actually a contest... with prizes !
Nice joke.... I was just wondering how much effort would have to go into creating such an app.... Just to make modern games look retro...
Well I put Heroes of Might and Magic V into the Retromator 4000 and the attached image was the result.
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