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Using the technology of tomorrow to bring you the excitement of the yesteryear!

GOG.com proudly presents the next step in DRM-free retro-gaming: [url=http://www.gog.com/retromator4000]Retromator 4000, a universal nostalgifier for PC & Mac. Our software engineers are very close to producing a stable version, and we're very excited to finally be able to tell you about this revolutionary piece of software. Even more so, because very soon we'll be able to invite you to take part in public alpha testing of the app! (That is as soon as we get the 0.97a version up and running.*) We're glad that GOG.com users will be the first to take part in our next revolution. Or rather: re-evolution ;-)

Ok, but what's Retromator 4000, you might ask, and what does it do exactly? Without going into technical specifics of quantum-level digital retro engineering, let's just put it as simply as possible: it takes your modern current-gen games and turns them into retrotastic, beautifully pixelated classics or even text-based adventures from back in the time when graphics were an option, not a must. All because we know what GOG.com customers are all about--nostalgic gaming!

We've prepared a little [url=http://www.gog.com/retromator4000]preview[/url] of our fantastic app working its magic on three modern age classics: The Witcher, Alan Wake, and Dreamfall: The Longest Journey, so you can easily see the effect Retromator 4000 has on current-gen adventures, RPGs, and action games.

As we said, there's a public alpha version of the software coming towards you as soon as it's done, but there's still plenty of room for your suggestions and input. We would love to know how would you retromate your favorite game, so please--feel free to leave a mock-up screenshot or a piece of text-adventure in the comments below. There are 5 free games waiting for the authors of the best entries! One thing though, the Retromator 4000 will only be usable with DRM-free GOG.com games, so please limit your efforts to retromating only those.

Again, we're extremely happy to be able to introduce this new and exciting GOG.com feature. Please take a moment to see the preview, and maybe stay for the contest mentioned above!

*The estimated time of completion of the public alpha version is based heavily on fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics. In other words--we think that it might be done soon, but it just as well might take much, much longer. Also, in n-1 parallel universes, the Retromator 4000 is already available. The contest deadline is much more specific: Thursday, April 4, at 12:00 GMT.
Man, Fallout was such a great game. I'm so glad it's finally getting a sequel after all these years, I'm a little tired of playing Wasteland: New Vegas!
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Oh men ... this is better that Google Nose !
Haha, this would be so awesome if it were real.

Wait... what happens if you retro-ify a retro game? And then retro-ify THAT?!

OH SHIIII---
One more: Freespace 2 w/ vector graphics. Original is attached for y'all to compare.
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threeandhalfstar: One more: Freespace 2 w/ vector graphics. Original is attached for y'all to compare.
And 8bit sounds !! Marvelous :D
Playing the "Crusader" games with text is... odd. It just doesn't feel the same without the distinctive red suit.
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How aboutt Sports games like 1nsane?
And does the Retromator run under linux?
Couldn't help but post this: Doom and Diablo done a la Rogue.

http://doom.chaosforge.org/

http://diablo.chaosforge.org/
Tried with Ultima IX and get this:
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Gyrocoptor: Man, Fallout was such a great game. I'm so glad it's finally getting a sequel after all these years, I'm a little tired of playing Wasteland: New Vegas!
Damn, that is awesome, especially after I've been playing Wasteland recently.
I don't understand this. I visited an alternate dimension to pick up this software (there's a bus that travels there every hour). But I don't think it works, because when I tried it on Omerta: City of Gangsters all I got was this...

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:P
Post edited April 01, 2013 by skeecher
Nice. ;)
I'd love to see text based Mortal Kombat one day.
I know this is a joke, but it would be a great, clever idea, one that has a lot of potential for the future. Here are some suggestions for downgraded games:

Call of Duty in the style of Contra or Gun.Smoke, with level and monster designs like the end of a Contra game.
Grand Theft Auto 5 as a Jackal clone where you can switch vehicles.
F.T.L. as a Wing Commander clone, rather than a Roguelike.
Telltale games with Sierra-style deaths, puzzles and humor.
SWAT and Rainbow 6 switched from tedious tactical shooters to awesome one-man Doom clones.
Diablo as a Ghost and Goblins-style game.

Sadly, these ideas are too awesome for this universe.

Also, I would pay out my ass for a program that would remove all the Quick-Time Events and button mashing from my games. Those are parlor tricks, not skills.
Not currently on GOG but lets hope soon.

Pools of Radiance - Retromatored
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Post edited April 01, 2013 by Lou