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Using the technology of tomorrow to bring you the excitement of the yesteryear!

GOG.com proudly presents the next step in DRM-free retro-gaming: [url=http://www.gog.com/retromator4000]Retromator 4000, a universal nostalgifier for PC & Mac. Our software engineers are very close to producing a stable version, and we're very excited to finally be able to tell you about this revolutionary piece of software. Even more so, because very soon we'll be able to invite you to take part in public alpha testing of the app! (That is as soon as we get the 0.97a version up and running.*) We're glad that GOG.com users will be the first to take part in our next revolution. Or rather: re-evolution ;-)

Ok, but what's Retromator 4000, you might ask, and what does it do exactly? Without going into technical specifics of quantum-level digital retro engineering, let's just put it as simply as possible: it takes your modern current-gen games and turns them into retrotastic, beautifully pixelated classics or even text-based adventures from back in the time when graphics were an option, not a must. All because we know what GOG.com customers are all about--nostalgic gaming!

We've prepared a little [url=http://www.gog.com/retromator4000]preview[/url] of our fantastic app working its magic on three modern age classics: The Witcher, Alan Wake, and Dreamfall: The Longest Journey, so you can easily see the effect Retromator 4000 has on current-gen adventures, RPGs, and action games.

As we said, there's a public alpha version of the software coming towards you as soon as it's done, but there's still plenty of room for your suggestions and input. We would love to know how would you retromate your favorite game, so please--feel free to leave a mock-up screenshot or a piece of text-adventure in the comments below. There are 5 free games waiting for the authors of the best entries! One thing though, the Retromator 4000 will only be usable with DRM-free GOG.com games, so please limit your efforts to retromating only those.

Again, we're extremely happy to be able to introduce this new and exciting GOG.com feature. Please take a moment to see the preview, and maybe stay for the contest mentioned above!

*The estimated time of completion of the public alpha version is based heavily on fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics. In other words--we think that it might be done soon, but it just as well might take much, much longer. Also, in n-1 parallel universes, the Retromator 4000 is already available. The contest deadline is much more specific: Thursday, April 4, at 12:00 GMT.
Ha, April Fools, I get it now. Totally fell for it. perhaps a niche opportunity.
lol'd hard.
Too good to be true.
Nice to see even gog goes nuts this day xD
No love for CGA? Here's some Witcher 2 screenshots in full 320x200 resolution with an incredible 4-color palette!

I included a version with textbox and one without. I prefer the former, but it's interesting to see both.
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Here's how top notch Witcher graphics would look in the 90's. Gameplay, cut scene and sex card
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Post edited April 01, 2013 by slycelote
I think, the Text-Mate feature would be very useful for handicapped people (e.g. visually impaired), because they could output the text with text-to-speech or braille and play games this way (like movie subtitles for the hearing impaired).
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Asbeau: That's how life looks through my old eyes :D
I see the same way Asbeau....lol.....thru these old eyes!
Instabuy for me
What hath thou wrought, Retromator 4000?

(I'll put more work into it later when I have a little more time).
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Post edited April 01, 2013 by SCPM
Thank you Easter bunny ^^
You weren't kidding when you said it only works on GOG titles, but I hadn't expected it to run in reverse on non-GOGs.

This is how Doom looks for me now.









(no, it's not my work, I'm not entering the contest)
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"You adopt a Tai Chi stance and kick at the KITTY!"

I nearly died laughing.
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Maighstir: You weren't kidding when you said it only works on GOG titles, but I hadn't expected it to run in reverse on non-GOGs.
I wouldn't be so sure, seems like Ubisoft got their hands on the Retromator. Just take a look here. Or does this mean we can expect a release in the near future?
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JMich: Or does this mean we can expect a release in the near future?
Perhaps not so near future, but they might have promised to offer the game on GOG in five to ten years.