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Using the technology of tomorrow to bring you the excitement of the yesteryear!

GOG.com proudly presents the next step in DRM-free retro-gaming: [url=http://www.gog.com/retromator4000]Retromator 4000, a universal nostalgifier for PC & Mac. Our software engineers are very close to producing a stable version, and we're very excited to finally be able to tell you about this revolutionary piece of software. Even more so, because very soon we'll be able to invite you to take part in public alpha testing of the app! (That is as soon as we get the 0.97a version up and running.*) We're glad that GOG.com users will be the first to take part in our next revolution. Or rather: re-evolution ;-)

Ok, but what's Retromator 4000, you might ask, and what does it do exactly? Without going into technical specifics of quantum-level digital retro engineering, let's just put it as simply as possible: it takes your modern current-gen games and turns them into retrotastic, beautifully pixelated classics or even text-based adventures from back in the time when graphics were an option, not a must. All because we know what GOG.com customers are all about--nostalgic gaming!

We've prepared a little [url=http://www.gog.com/retromator4000]preview[/url] of our fantastic app working its magic on three modern age classics: The Witcher, Alan Wake, and Dreamfall: The Longest Journey, so you can easily see the effect Retromator 4000 has on current-gen adventures, RPGs, and action games.

As we said, there's a public alpha version of the software coming towards you as soon as it's done, but there's still plenty of room for your suggestions and input. We would love to know how would you retromate your favorite game, so please--feel free to leave a mock-up screenshot or a piece of text-adventure in the comments below. There are 5 free games waiting for the authors of the best entries! One thing though, the Retromator 4000 will only be usable with DRM-free GOG.com games, so please limit your efforts to retromating only those.

Again, we're extremely happy to be able to introduce this new and exciting GOG.com feature. Please take a moment to see the preview, and maybe stay for the contest mentioned above!

*The estimated time of completion of the public alpha version is based heavily on fuzzy logic and quantum mechanics. In other words--we think that it might be done soon, but it just as well might take much, much longer. Also, in n-1 parallel universes, the Retromator 4000 is already available. The contest deadline is much more specific: Thursday, April 4, at 12:00 GMT.
I really love the Dreamfall, Text-Mated version... well done.
I'm willing to pay 10 mill. dollars for thsi!
Looking forward to this, thanks! I hope it is not too expensive though.
Maybe The Wticher 2 will be playable at last.
Can we post more than one entry? From now to Thursday there's plenty of time, I have some ideas and can't decide just one.
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rodrolliv: Can we post more than one entry? From now to Thursday there's plenty of time, I have some ideas and can't decide just one.
Go crazy. But you'll only win once. ;)
You got me. Good job. That's TWICE today I've fallen for something :(
Please , say it is not april joke! :)
edit - entry removed, will submit something later
Post edited April 01, 2013 by mondo84
Here's another way of playing the Witcher Old-School - using Bard's Tale as a guide
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Post edited April 01, 2013 by joshdad
Will you sell this in a 4-pack? If not, I'll just buy 4 separate copies.
The idea is so incredibly brilliant that I would love to see at least 10 of "demo screens" :) :) :)
Not only 3...

And also: there should be a "tape emulator" option. Anybody remembers?
6 kids waiting for a game to load and after 20 minutes of deadly silence,
just few seconds before the end, there goes a cat that happens to touch the table
and - voila - transmission error :)

These were true emotions!
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angeli: The idea is so incredibly brilliant that I would love to see at least 10 of "demo screens" :) :) :)
Not only 3...

And also: there should be a "tape emulator" option. Anybody remembers?
6 kids waiting for a game to load and after 20 minutes of deadly silence,
just few seconds before the end, there goes a cat that happens to touch the table
and - voila - transmission error :)

These were true emotions!
We used to have the tape loader for the C64. We would stick in a game (like the Temple of Apshai) and then go outside and play frisbee for about half an hour while the game loaded. By the time we came in, the game was about done loading.
LOL!

Very nicely done. )

The scary thing about it is that it brings back memories of the earliest computer games we used to play. Yes, the text-based games were really like that.


-Khalaq
I think my app is broken... can we count on a hotfix soon? Thief does NOT look right....
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