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So.. Post something, mostly a joke is always welcome.

Anyway..
*throws money at the screen*
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Antimateria: So.. Post something, mostly a joke is always welcome.
8KLZ-BSB7-ELDR-HD2T

If this is a SS2 giveaway, I'm NOT in, but thank you anyway.
Every time I am in the car with my old man for the last 23 years.

In the car when driving past a cemetery, 'You know, that is the dead part of town'
http://blog.slangmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/die-antwoord.gif

(Not in!)
Post edited February 16, 2013 by drennan
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Antimateria: So.. Post something, mostly a joke is always welcome.
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Rodzaju: 8KLZ-BSB7-ELDR-HD2T

If this is a SS2 giveaway, I'm NOT in, but thank you anyway.
QVB3-X5RK-JK24-WUGH

Not in either.
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emwearz: Every time I am in the car with my old man for the last 23 years.

In the car when driving past a cemetery, 'You know, that is the dead part of town'
You should tell him he is wrong.
It's the most popular part of town.
People are dying to get in.....
I hate to say it, but I seem to have only one joke memorized, such as it is:

Guy goes to doctor and says "Every time I drink tea I get a stabbing pain in my eye. What should I do?"
Doctor says "Take the spoon out of your cup."
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emwearz: Every time I am in the car with my old man for the last 23 years.

In the car when driving past a cemetery, 'You know, that is the dead part of town'
My dad would always say "everyone's dying to get in there."

Also, in for contest. Thanks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpccpglnNf0&feature=player_embedded

be careful, I almost died laughing between 1:12 and 1:34.

oh, and totally in.
Post edited February 15, 2013 by hkabik
I JUST BOUGHT IT!

YOU BASTARD!

*cry*

Hey, chips!
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hkabik: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpccpglnNf0&feature=player_embedded

be careful, I almost died laughing between 1:12 and 1:34.

oh, and totally in.
Those goats.. awful.. ^^
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tinyE: I JUST BOUGHT IT!

YOU BASTARD!

*cry*

Hey, chips!
$10 well spent.
I also just bought half of the weekend bundle, feel free to send those to me too! :P

Hey, salsa!
Post edited February 15, 2013 by tinyE
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
Post edited February 15, 2013 by MichiGen
3 men walk into a bar, all bearded and all wearing turbans. The barman says "what is this, some kind of Sikh joke?"