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budejovice: 25 miles of trailless wilderness between me and my truck and my gps just died.
Well it's all fun and games when hunting that untamed outback animal called crocodile.
What a trophy I would give for even one small bite of 'juice'.
Been sitting here scratching ants off my ass wondering what the hell went wrong.
It has been said that it is better to blaze a trail then to walk the easy path.but I now know that the person who first said that quote missed a line "but be sure you don't get burned"
Well here's to the great outdoors, mans true home and the bitterest bitch I ever walked into.
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budejovice: 25 miles of trailless wilderness between me and my truck and my gps just died.
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apehater: how are you able to post here?

edit: ok got it, you're stuck in new jersey :)
LOL!
Post edited August 05, 2015 by jacobellinger
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jacobellinger: Well it's all fun and games when hunting that untamed outback animal called crocodile.
What a trophy I would give for even one small bite of 'juice'.
Been sitting here scratching ants off my ass wondering what the hell went wrong.
It has been said that it is better to blaze a trail then to walk the easy path.but I now know that the person who first said that quote missed a line "but be sure you don't get burned"
Well here's to the great outdoors, mans true home and the bitterest bitch I ever walked into.
:) Thanks. +1!
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EBToriginal: Who? I just want to see some poetry about bloodsex.
go to 1 hour and 30 min >>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eFDHByz4m0
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jacobellinger: Chief Manghu had the highest title but the lowest of self image.
He dreamed he was a small mouse, trapped in a great house on the corner of a cul-de-sac.
The man loved to play games, but he was terrible as scrimmage.
Though he had the hand of the most beautiful women, he lacked all that one might call tact.
So he moved to a far off land, in a place he could hide in the sand,
some placed called Bhutu, where he was no one, than anyone knew.

(I haver no idea what some of these words are :U )
scrimmage is a term for a "axhibition" game ie any sort fo game where people can watch the proceedings
cul de sac is a dead end street
manghu shutu bhutu leisi are in so far i know no real words
they come from bottom live 3 >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eFDHByz4m0 go to 1 hour and 30 min
Post edited August 05, 2015 by snowkatt
Something about birls and goys.
Exhibition as opposed to conference, the former isn't a part of the season as far as playoff ellegebility is concerned.
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snowkatt: "axhibition"
An axhibition, however, is a specific display of wood cutting tools.
And then the Dark Lord Cthulhu shat on the runway.

The End.
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ScotchMonkey: And then the Dark Lord Cthulhu shat on the runway.

The End.
And in doing so, Cthulhu lost her darkness and masculinity.

(Wait a minute, was Cthulhu's gender ever stated? Does Cthulhu even *have* a defined gender?)
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phaolo: An axhibition, however, is a specific display of wood cutting tools.
oooh nice axe

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dtgreene: And in doing so, Cthulhu lost her darkness and masculinity.

(Wait a minute, was Cthulhu's gender ever stated? Does Cthulhu even *have* a defined gender?)
in so far i know lovecraft referred to mr tlu as a he
Post edited August 05, 2015 by snowkatt
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EBToriginal: Hardcore S&M.
Oh my mistress of the night,
I am but a dog upon your site,
oh my mistress wont you walk me? beat me raw when I am naughty?

Your hair is long and full of stars,
pleas share them with me, choke me hard.
Bow wow I say when I am cuffed, Oh Luna my dear I like it woof.

Snap your whip and make me swoon
make me howl up at your moon
but if I've howled unto your liking, let me mount you like a viking.
V good a point for you.
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dtgreene: Something about birls and goys.
I'd slay her with my dagger.
It's hidden in my pants.
and the only way she'll find it.
is with a blushing glance.

I'd plow her like the a farmer.
I'd mount her like a knight.
and if someone was looking.
I'm sure it'd be quite a sight.

I know my blade is useless,
for killing foe or fiend.
but for slaying beautiful women.
there's none better to be seen.
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snowkatt: hmm i didnt know mr cul de sac was into that
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EBToriginal: Who? I just want to see some poetry about bloodsex.
I'm bad, I'm a devilishly slimy man,
with wicked and vile intentions,
and a infernal and hellish plan.

Corruptive and pervasive, and all together sick,
unholy and despicable with ugly hellish wit.

A genius in sheep's clothing, a devil in disguise,
my words are sweet as honey but I'm planning your demise.

You'll never see it coming, in your mind I'm your best friend,
like adding sugar to a meal, it'll taste sweeter in the end.

I'll see your face in shock,
that I would have stabbed you so,
I'll grin a evil grin and stare into your soul.

your blood will spit and spurt,
and I'll watch it with such glee,
and all the while you'll know
it was all because of me.

you'll finally breathe your last,
it will fill me with such joy;
to know that you never knew
that you were simply just my toy.
Post edited August 05, 2015 by jacobellinger