Is it ... programmed to eeh, ... satisfy humans?
What am I saying, I studied robotics in university, I can program it myself.
*Robotic voice* Would you like to make a "happy ending" donation in the designated slot? No strings attach-
*Robotic voice* Mmm, baby. Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, baby, yeah.
*DING DING DING*
*Robotic voice* The Greater World Republic thanks you for your donation, sweetstuff!