hey You

Roll-Roll-roll a joint
pass it down the line
take a toke,
hold the smoke
blow your effing mind

Hush little baby
and If you don't fall asleep
I will cut your eyes out
to watch you bleed

And if you don't go asleep
I will sew your mouth shut
because crying gives me creeps
And I hate little babies just like you

So go to sleep my little diamond
or I just chop your head off clean
I will cook you and give dog the rest
because he's a good boy unlike you


Something like that? (i made that by myself, sadly, it doesn't rhyme)

Thanks for the competition!

This is my try

hush, close your eyes
hush, free your mind
you can't hide your lies
don't leave your pain behind

hush, rest my child
hush, sleep while moon shine
lifetime filled with pure vile
your soul soon will be mine

tonight you will die
death whispering a lullaby

Did i win?:)

Three blind mice. Three blind mice.
See how they run. See how they run.
They all ran after the farmer’s wife
She cut off their tails with a carving knife.
Did you ever see such a thing in your life
As three blind mice.”

Liebes Mädchen schlaf ganz fein,
Papi rammt dir ein Messer rein,
Trinkt dein Blut,
Es schmeckt gut,
Mädel schlafe fein.

I just disgusted myself. "smashes face"

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

Roman5 says...you have smelly feet

Btw, for anyone interested, here's a video that's not a nursery rhyme in itself, but a song about them: Slade: Did Your Mama Ever Tell Ya. Great Band. :)

(I hope the video is okay, I can't check it since it's blocked in my country due to stupid GEMA/Google licensing issues.)

Sleep child sleep,
if slumber's not too deep,
the monster won't come in,
and throw you into the bin ...

TheRandomGenerator has spoken! The results are in, the winners are:

iainmet
Gonchi
retro_gamer

Congratulations! PMs sent.

As for everyone else, thanks for participating. Some of you made really interesting lullabies that might not be ok to sing to children in earshot of your significant other. Especially out of context. :)

Lost again...


"What states of golden longings
Delude the dream and kill it?"

Roses are red
violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
and so am I

Get the brush for your teeth
No, don't wave it about.
Brush all your teeth
Or they'll fall out.

Climb up the stairs
Get into bed
No more tantrums
Or you'll wake up DEAD!

(It works on my kids anyway ;-} )