...a banana in your pocket so you can be happy while you see me. But that's not important right now. Put your heads together (or your head, if you're forever alone) and make the most disturbing (no swear words if it can be avoided, also NSFW stuff should be decaffeinated, but otherwise go nuts) lullaby you can think of. You needn't put too much effort in it, I won't be judging the length or style or anything, BUT(!) it may be a testament to your virility as a man / seductiveness as a woman, eh?

Three games from the weekend promo, divided by three winners, one entry per person (you can post all you want, but it will all count as one post), random.org, 24-ish hours from now. Go GO GOOOO!!

Draw over, see this post for results.