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adambiser: OK, more serious entry and I don't even have to make it up...

I always thought Rock-a-bye baby was somewhat disturbing/strange:

Hush-a-by baby
On the tree top,
When the wind blows
The cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks,
The cradle will fall,
And down will fall baby
Cradle and all.

Yeah.... Go to sleep, baby, while the wind comes along and knocks you out of the tree.

I mean, who puts their kid at the top of a tree? Mother Goose wasn't much of one apparently... time to call Babysitter Canary...
Nah Babes in the woods was much,much worse

" O don't you remember
A long time ago
Two poor little babes,
Their names I don't know,
They strayed far away,
On a bright summer's day.
These two little babes
Got lost on their way.

Poor babes in the wood!
Poor babes in the wood!
Oh! Don't you remember
Those babes in the wood?

Among the trees high,
Beneath the blue sky,
They plucked the bright flowers
And watched the birds fly;
Then on blackberries fed,
And strawberries red,
And when they were weary
'We'll go home,' they said.

And when it was night,
So sad was their plight,
The sun it went down,
And the moon gave no light!
They sobbed and they sighed
And they bitterly cried
And long before morning,
They lay down and died.

And when they were dead,
The robins so red,
Brought strawberry leaves
And over them spread
And all the day long,
On the branches did throng,
They mournfully whistled,
And this was their song"

But for my entery:
Who killed John Robin?
I, said the Sparrow,
with my bow and arrow,
I killed John Robin.
Who saw him die?
I, said the Fly,
with my little eye,
I saw him die.
Who caught his blood?
I, said the Fish,
with my little dish,
I caught his blood.
Who'll make the shroud?
I, said the Beetle,
with my thread and needle,
I'll make the shroud.
Post edited May 25, 2012 by DCT
Here's a not-so-friendly brazilian lullaby, hahaha. Thanks, Titanium.

"O BOpE vai te pegar!
O BOpE vai te pegar!

Homens de Preto, qual é sua missão?
Entrar pela favela e deixar corpos no chão!
Homens de Preto, que é que você faz?
Eu faço coisas que assusta o Satanás!

BOpE vai te pegar! (Pega daqui, pega de lá)
BOpE vai te pegar! (Pega daqui, pega de lá)"
Good contest. Not going to enter it, I suck at rhyming. But yeah.
Post edited May 25, 2012 by Foxhack
Sleep...or else...(silence and a pokerface with a disturbing look makes someone fall to sleep instatntly) ;)

Also, we can always hit someone's head with a big stone and so we can spare ourselves a lullaby. ;)
Post edited May 26, 2012 by retro_gamer
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spinefarm: Is this disturbing enough? > 18+
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Elenarie: Why did I open that link!? :(
To get scared :D
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Elenarie: Why did I open that link!? :(
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spinefarm: To get scared :D
I think I lost two years of my life by watching that. -_-
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DCT:
I don't think I've ever heard that one...
Post edited May 25, 2012 by adambiser
Here, just something I wrote, recorded, and published the other day, hope you like it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY3LAFJbKyY
I'm not a songwriter, but here's a haiku:

So many games.
They are all so much fun.
Great; old and new.
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DCT:
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adambiser: I don't think I've ever heard that one...
It's a old English song/tale about two young children who go out into the woods,become lost and are never seen again.

speaking of songs and tales, this had got to be one hell of a lullaby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCwHku2_WJ0 (from one of my favorite horror films "the wicker man" 1973)
Unedited version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED5yq7lgQak (the previous video was cut due to nudity)

Lyrics:
Heigh ho! Who is there?
No one but me, my dear.
Please come say, How do?
The things I'll give to you.
By stroke as gentle as a feather
I'll catch a rainbow from the sky
And tie the ends together.
Heigh ho! I am here
Am I not young and fair?
Please come say, How do?
The things I'll show to you.
Would you have a wond'rous sight
The midday sun at midnight?
Fair maid, white and red,
Comb you smooth and stroke your head
How a maid can milk a bull!
And every stroke a bucketful.
Post edited May 25, 2012 by DCT
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N0x0ss: Hush little baby, close your eyes,
Less you wanna be eaten like mice.
Hush little baby, close your eyes,
Or the big bad wolf will eat you twice !
Why are you crying out so loud ?
Can't we have peace with you around ?
Why won't you shut up, and make us proud ?
Or you might not survive the night ...
Bah...the end don't even rhyme. Totally lost me with the last bit. 6/10

/silly mode off

(In all seriousness it was ok until the last few lines. I'd cut out the third to last line as around doesn't properly rhyme with proud/loud and doesn't seem to be needed. I'd also ditch the last line and write two more lines.[Make "Why are you crying so loud? & Why won't you shut up and make us proud?" one set of lines, and just add two more at the end to replace the ditched "with you around" line and the "survive the night" line & it'd be perfect.] Just a few thoughts.)
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PhoenixWright: Yeah, first link I've opened on this site that I truly regretted.
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Psyringe: I still wonder what's supposed to be so spectacularly bad or disturbing about it? I mean, it probably wasn't worth recording it either, but what's so bad about people having fun?
Tits are EVIL.........duh. ;)
Post edited May 25, 2012 by GameRager
Rock-a-bye baby, in the treetop
Because his Mom hates him a lot
What kind of parent would do that?
I'm calling the cops to make an arrest

The cops came, their guns ablaze
Saying the baby they would save
They shot the Mom, they shot the Dad
Mimicking Michael, saying "Who's bad?"

After the shooting the baby woke up
And with a grave voice said "SHUT UP!"
Within his eyes the flames were burning
While his head was quickly turning

So here's a lesson for you to see
You never shall put your baby on a tree
People will think you're missing brain cells
And the kid will become a baby from Hell

A sad tale about child abandonment, abuse of authority and the polemic relation between the Greenpeace and the church of Satan. Does it rhyme?
Post edited May 25, 2012 by andrestv
Well, does this song from Iron Maiden count?

Honey it's getting close to midnight
And all the myths are still in town
True love and lipstick on your linen
Bite the pillow, make no sound
If there's some living to be done
Before your life becomes your tomb
You'd better know I'm the one
Unchain your back door, invite me around

Bring your daughter, bring your daughter to the slaughter
Let her go, let her go, let her go
Bring your daughter, bring your daughter to the slaughter
Let her go, let her go, let her go
Let her go, yeah!

Honey it's getting close to daybreak
The Sun is creeping in the sky
No patent remedies for heartache
Just empty words and humble pie

So get down on your knees Honey
Assume an attitude
You just pray that I'll be waiting
'Cause you know, you know I'm coming soon

Bring your daughter, bring your daughter to the slaughter
Let her go, let her go, let her go
Bring your daughter, bring your daughter to the slaughter

Let her go, let her go, let her go

So pick up your foolish pride, no going back
Nowhere, no way, no place to hide, let her go

Bring in your daughter
Bring in your daughter
Bring in your daughter
Bring in your daughter
Bring in your daughter
Bring in your daughter
To the slaughter

Bring in your daughter
Fetch your daughter
Bring in your daughter
Fetch your daughter
Bring in your daughter
Fetch your daughter
To the slaughter

Bring your daughter, bring your daughter to the slaughter
Let her go, let her go, let her go
Bring your daughter, bring your daughter to the slaughter
Let her go, let her go, let her go
Bring your daughter, bring your daughter to the slaughter
Let her go, let her go, let her go

Let her go, let her go, let her go

I'm coming to get you now!
I always think that Ten Little Indians adapted into a novel by Agatha Christie is pretty disturbing:

Ten little Indian boys went out to dine;
One choked his little self and then there were nine.

Nine little Indian boys sat up very late;
One overslept himself and then there were eight.

Eight little Indian boys travelling in Devon;
One said he'd stay there and then there were seven.

Seven little Indian boys chopping up sticks;
One chopped himself in half and then there were six.

Six little Indian boys playing with a hive;
A bumblebee stung one and then there were five.

Five little Indian boys going in for law;
One got in Chancery and then there were four.

Four little Indian boys going out to sea;
A red herring swallowed one and then there were three.

Three little Indian boys walking in the zoo;
A big bear hugged one and then there were two.

Two Little Indian boys sitting in the sun;
One got frizzled up and then there was one.

One little Indian boy left all alone;
He went out and hanged himself and then there were none

No credits for me though, since it is not my creation (credits go to songwriter Septimus Winner who wrote it in 1868 according to Wikipedia), so not sure whether I am eligible for this contest.
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Post edited May 25, 2012 by MoP