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Posted May 25, 2012
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Titanium: ...a banana in your pocket so you can be happy while you see me. But that's not important right now. Put your heads together (or your head, if you're forever alone) and make the most disturbing (no swear words if it can be avoided, also NSFW stuff should be decaffeinated, but otherwise go nuts) lullaby you can think of. You needn't put too much effort in it, I won't be judging the length or style or anything, BUT(!) it may be a testament to your virility as a man / seductiveness as a woman, eh?

Three games from the weekend promo, divided by three winners, one entry per person (you can post all you want, but it will all count as one post), random.org, 24-ish hours from now. Go GO GOOOO!!
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spinefarm: Is this disturbing enough? > 18+
Dunno what you're complaining about... Ours are even worse:P thankfully, pesticide is cheap here:D
Posted May 25, 2012
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Licurg: Dunno what you're complaining about... Ours are even worse:P thankfully, pesticide is cheap here:D
Okay, we had a few laughs, but I rather the topic not go down this road any more, if you get my meaning. ;)
Posted May 25, 2012
boi, boi, boi
boi da cara preta,
pega esta menina
que tem medo de careta...

it's a Brazilian lullaby, and says something like "sleep soon, or the fucking ox will come and eat you!"
;p
Posted May 25, 2012
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Licurg: Dunno what you're complaining about... Ours are even worse:P thankfully, pesticide is cheap here:D
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Titanium: Okay, we had a few laughs, but I rather the topic not go down this road any more, if you get my meaning. ;)
Got it:)
Posted May 25, 2012
I really like frozen yogurt :)
Posted May 25, 2012
OK, more serious entry and I don't even have to make it up...

I always thought Rock-a-bye baby was somewhat disturbing/strange:

Hush-a-by baby
On the tree top,
When the wind blows
The cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks,
The cradle will fall,
And down will fall baby
Cradle and all.

Yeah.... Go to sleep, baby, while the wind comes along and knocks you out of the tree.

I mean, who puts their kid at the top of a tree? Mother Goose wasn't much of one apparently... time to call Babysitter Canary...
Post edited May 25, 2012 by adambiser
Posted May 25, 2012
good luck guys
Posted May 25, 2012
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adambiser: I always thought Rock-a-bye baby was somewhat disturbing/strange:
Yeah, that was the second inspiration for the giveaway, the first one, well....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=I8TZAorixKk#t=62s (no worries, it's safe)
Posted May 25, 2012
Hush little baby, don't give me no drama
Fact is that I ain't your mama
As soon as me and your father get divorced
I'm gonna live you on somebody eleses porch

sweet dreams
Posted May 25, 2012
Another superb entry. :)
Posted May 25, 2012
This disturbing enough?



Hush, little baby, don't make a sound,
If the commies hear, we're both in the ground,
And if the commies hear you cry,
Mommy's getting raped and you're gonna die...
Posted May 25, 2012
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Licurg: This disturbing enough?
Naturally. The catch here is to be indirect in the bodily harm sector, like if you say "baby will cry no more" instead of directly threatening. That's where the disturbing factor comes from, rather than repulsiveness. ;)
Posted May 25, 2012
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adambiser: I always thought Rock-a-bye baby was somewhat disturbing/strange:
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Titanium: Yeah, that was the second inspiration for the giveaway, the first one, well....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=I8TZAorixKk#t=62s (no worries, it's safe)
Interesting link. I hadn't seen that nor even known about that project before. Too bad that got abandoned.... (if I read correctly...)
Posted May 25, 2012
there are some here
some already posted above
Posted May 25, 2012
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Licurg: This disturbing enough?
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Titanium: Naturally. The catch here is to be indirect in the bodily harm sector, like if you say "baby will cry no more" instead of directly threatening. That's where the disturbing factor comes from, rather than repulsiveness. ;)
Aw come on, it's the best i could come up with in such a short while:)
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