amrit9037: Wow, that's great. Even that link redirects to some Russian text.
If you are willing to see through the language barrier, you will understand the joke =) Let me translate it for you manually.
The phrase "
Dude was on the way to success " - "Patsan k uspehu shjel / Пацан к успеху шел"...
Full variant "
Dude was on the way to success. But failed, was short on fortune" together with "
Chocolate is unguilty" is a meme, which originated from a criminal case.
The three degenerate gangsters aus Perm city, armed by shiv and gas pistol, decided to raid a car - killing the driver with 96 stiches. The random victim happened to be a driver of a silver VAZ 2115 29-year old family guy Michael Goldin, father of a 1,5 year old daughter, who wholeheartfully agreed to taxi the group for 100 roubles (around $3). The car was held near Perm city center and asked to drive to Zagorye district.
Near the garages of South district, the 17-year old Ildar Mursalimov gave his mates a sign. The 17-year old Alex Guseinov (
nickname Chocolate, has no cap on the video) under excuse that he needs to pee, asked to stop the car and disappeared behind the garages.
The Mursalimov and 18-year old Artem Kataev (with cross on the video) remained on the backseats and Mursalimov pulled out the shiv.
After the first stiches, the driver cried and tried to push the claxon on driver wheel. He begged for life - "I give you everything!" - and instead of fighting against, continued to push the claxon. The insides of the car were lit, the place was relatively populated, but no one from the passing by took any effort to stop or let alone call the police. According to the inspector, the driver was finished by Kataev: first with 6 shots from gun in the ear, after the body was dragged to garages - with another dozen of stiches.
1 hit into the neck, 8 in the head, 36 in the chest on the right, 18 in the chest on the left, 4 in spine, 11 in right arm, 7 in left arm. Even a 10% of the hits would be sufficient to kill a man. This attitude can only be explained by gopnik/gangsta psychology. The local police subdiary, where Mursalimov was alreadly previously known, was shocked.
The gangsters removed car audio and wheels. Shiv was hidden in the rented garage. Corpse was found by a pedestrian after just 10 days.
In the court, they denied any allegations and were surprised to be put in penitentiary, which they described as crippling the destiny instead of rectification, and pronounced the famous words, which went verbal.
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Apehater said that he was gypsy.
I responded with: "Gypsy was on the way to success", which rhymes with "Dude was on the way to success".
Gypsy = Tsigan = Циган.
Dude = Patsan = Пацан.
Patsan k uspehu shjel.
Tsigan k uspehu shjel. =)
You are welcome =)
