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CARRiON-XCII: "Geralt is the perfect example of a total Alpha chad he gets all the hot chicks(if you make the right choices) and beats up all the bad guys and some beta guys too(If you want)"

...Are you 12?
...Is "chad" (in this context) a slang term I'm unaware of? Apart from the given name, I only know of the infamous "hanging chad".
If it IS a slang term, it's one of the dumber-sounding new ones I've heard in recent years.

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tinyE: OBJECTION!

My mother drives like that and she isn't a psycho.
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morolf: Eh...how many pedestrians has she run over so far? Don't you get your driving licence revoked after the first dozen or so?
Dunno about in Michigan, but in my state, you get twelve freebies. If you run down a thirteenth, though, it's straight to the lethal injection chamber.
Post edited June 11, 2017 by HunchBluntley
Judge Dredd: Dredd vs Death. You get to play as Judge Dredd, who's the greatest lawman in Megacity-One and face down the Dark Judges, who want to end all life on Earth.
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ToasterBox: Thanks for the suggestions guys. I added them to my list. I played all the games suggested but not beaten yet. However I can confirm they are all Adventures that guarantee high levels of testosterone LOL.
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Also, a couple little things:
1. Not all of us are guys.
2. I wouldn't classify most of those games as adventure games.
1) I´m aware of that. I´m not trying to offend anyone with this list. This list isnt supposed to be taken serious its more of a joke I made, due to the macho stereotypes some of those games carry. Anyways dont take it serious or personal. Females can be as Alpha as Manly Men XD, especially those that were in the military.

2) When I said "Adventures that guarantee high levels of testosterone", I´m not actually referring to the specific Adventure Games genre. I´m referring to any game that makes you feel "like a boss" who can do anything and kick anyone´s ass.

Anyways like I said before dont take my list serious I made it more as an awesome joke of the Macho Culture in videogames.

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CARRiON-XCII: "Geralt is the perfect example of a total Alpha chad he gets all the hot chicks(if you make the right choices) and beats up all the bad guys and some beta guys too(If you want)"

...Are you 12?
I sure wish I was 12, so I could´ve started lifting early so when i got to HIgh School I would be one of the cool jocks that everyone wants to be around and get all the hot chicks LOL LMAO.

But seriously this list is supposed to be a joke/parody around the macho culture and steriotypes in most videogames. Those descriptions are supposed to be exaggerated and funny to read.

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CARRiON-XCII: "Geralt is the perfect example of a total Alpha chad he gets all the hot chicks(if you make the right choices) and beats up all the bad guys and some beta guys too(If you want)"

...Are you 12?
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HunchBluntley: ...Is "chad" (in this context) a slang term I'm unaware of? Apart from the given name, I only know of the infamous "hanging chad".
If it IS a slang term, it's one of the dumber-sounding new ones I've heard in recent years.
Here is the meaning of Chad in this context lol. Actually the term is not new its been around for almost 10 years.
Post edited June 11, 2017 by ToasterBox
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ToasterBox: 1) I´m aware of that. I´m not trying to offend anyone with this list. This list isnt supposed to be taken serious its more of a joke I made, due to the macho stereotypes some of those games carry. Anyways dont take it serious or personal. Females can be as Alpha as Manly Men XD, especially those that were in the military.
Don't worry about it- when it comes to anything gender related in any way dtgreene has less of a sense of humor than a dead German. When it comes to anything not gender related, dtgreene will somehow make it relate to gender anyway :D
Genital Jousting
I guess no game can get more Alpha and Manly than this one lmao. XD
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ToasterBox: Thanks for the suggestions guys. I added them to my list. I played all the games suggested but not beaten yet. However I can confirm they are all Adventures that guarantee high levels of testosterone LOL.
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dtgreene: Also, a couple little things:
1. Not all of us are guys.
2. I wouldn't classify most of those games as adventure games.
1. The levels of testosterone fluctuate in men and women and you can increase your level of testosterone, presumably also by playing a game on said list.
2. Well, "adventures" shouldn't be capitalized. I'd find it pretty sad if the noun "adventure" had lost its normal meaning for you just because people call point-and-click games for some reason "adventure games" (In my opinion, they often are the polar opposite to an adventure because there tends to be little risk of doing something wrong).
Great list, but it's seriously missing Volgarr The Viking!
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KasperHviid: Great list, but it's seriously missing Volgarr The Viking!
Added XD! Its definitely Alpha approved!
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Breja: has less of a sense of humor than a dead German.
I find this highly offensive. Not all of the humorless Germans here are dead.
Ironically : Saints Row (especially 3 and 4 because ouch)

Unironically : SAM AND MAX. Want to feel like a real man ? Play Sam and Max.

Also possibly Kabuto. Wait, is Kabuto female ? Whatever, there's the Meccs anyway. And Borjoyzee.
Post edited June 11, 2017 by Telika
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HunchBluntley: Dunno about in Michigan, but in my state, you get twelve freebies. If you run down a thirteenth, though, it's straight to the lethal injection chamber.
I assume you know this from experience, and that - through a quirk of fate- the injection doesn't work on you.
Post edited June 11, 2017 by Maighstir
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Breja: has less of a sense of humor than a dead German.
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Leroux: I find this highly offensive. Not all of the humorless Germans here are dead.
ROFL! :-D :-D :-D
Prehistorik and Prehistorik 2! - Pretty obvious, right? You play as a caveman with a huge club bashing everything that moves, gathering food for your tribe. That has to be THE archetypical alpha male game.
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dtgreene: Almost agreed, except that:
* I prefer to not have men in the first place
To nobody's surprise. All men are evil, right?