We have a second winner. Check out what Titanium conjured:
... I made a small error in my early experiments. At that time, when I started my practice at the Heal-R-Us medical institute, I was conducting research with my mentor, Dr. Felix. We made a breakthrough discovery, that could revolutionise health care forever! Imagine, if you will, a patient with a terminal case of lung cancer. A sad state of affairs, and apart from chemotherapy and prayer, there is no known cure. But we found that many individuals have something we called "repressed healing gene". The RHG showed huge healing potential if it could be activated. The person would be healed from within itself, thus eliminating the vast majority of terminal cases forever! There was a catch, however... The process of activating was problematic, and there would be no way of repressing it after the fact. The experiments were shelved, since no willing test subject could be found. It was so frustrating.
Years later, after finishing my specialisation in exotic diagnostics (and finally kicking my addiction to pain pills... long story), I finally found a willing test subject! Me! True, I took some unnecessary risks, but gene activation came a long way since when we had to stop the experiments. And after two weeks of frustration, I was able to finally succeed in one crucial test - I was able to heal my chronic bladder problem. Long story. Anyway, the gene fixed me right up, had no problems since, and it even deactivated itself in the process. What a success.
Many years after that, with a hospital under my guidance and a 2% mortality rate (regrettably, I have to make a few sacrifices, or the Ministry of health would get suspicious... I make their suffering as brief as possible), I was well on my way of getting the cure secretly clinically tested and then hopefully approved by the commission. The results were astonishing, they really were! 100% Success rate with all of our patients on my RHG treatment. With just a slight... well, problem. The gene can sometimes reactivate by itself, and when it does, it works indefinitely, even when the person dies. Long story short, I have an individual in the basement who refuses to stay dead. Was on the "hopeless" list, then got RHG'd after going into coma. So now, nothing can kill him. Overdose, blood loss, shotgun to the head, Rebecca Black w/o auto-tune, I've tried everything! There is no way to kill that son of a bitch. I'm just gonna bury him in the hospital backyard and continue with my experiments. He started to show some severe mental problems that RHG can't (or doesn't want to
) cure, it seems. Now, I must concentrate, I am getting a bid for honorary residency at another hospital. I must heal more people. I must help them. I must I must
I'm pretty sure that whatever may come next this journal entry definitely deserve the prize and therefore there is no need to wait for the end of the contest. You are free to play your game right now!
But I also have one personal comment comment: after reading your journal I asked myself: who the hell is Rebecca Black? Well, now I know so if by any chance you actually knew how to activate the RHG I would gladly undergo this treatment to cure the brain damage this lovely girl just caused!
Yeah... Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal...
Oh man! I'm totally nuts... you DELIBERATELY did this to my and I'm giving you a game for THAT!
Fun, fun, think about fun...
Please be quick with this RHG. I don't know if I can survive any longer...
PS The contest is still NOT finished. There will be at least one more winner!